|PRAISE THE LORD!
News haz reached 'The Geordie Times' from wor secret club spy (via carrier pigeon!) that 'Rafa the Gaffa' haz AGREED to stay and manage wor beloved club!!!!
We understand that he haz signed a 3 years deal and will have TOTAL CONTROL!!!!
REMEMBER! we telt yoo this last week (see article below!) and yoo hord this breakin' news forst in 'The Geordie Times' and ne where else!----an announcement will be made by NUFC later today!
It waz later revealed that Rafa's daughters, Cladia and Agata were at wor game away to Liverpool in April and waalked past the away end where the Toon fans were congregated before the match, on their way to the main stand.
The Toon fans were singin' Rafa's name to the tune of La Bamba and after the match they told him: "Dad, you cannot leave these people!---they love you! ---you have to stay!"