"LAST CHANCE SALOON!"
|"Do not forsake me oh my darlings!"|
We gan into wor last away game of the season away to the aalready relegated 'Hazbeenz & Villians' and yet again anly a win will de!
Aall 3,000 away tickets were sold oot ages ago and despite the fact that in the home sections there will be many thoosands of light blue and claret empty seats, Villa have refused to increase wor allocation of tickets!---So divvint be surprised to see Toon fans in The Holte End and else where, although the best idea would be to keep a 'low profile' to avoid gettin' hoyed oot by 'The 'Dibble'!
With 'Delia's 'Canary Custard Creams' and the SMBs havin' tough games at home against Man U and Chelski respectively, we can (hopefully!) take advantage and hope (and pray!) that 'The Manc Muppets' and 'The Kings Road OAPs' can de us a massive favour and beat wor relegation rivals!
If this happens and 'we' can win az well, then we will be FOWER points clear of 'the abyss'----anything else will be an unmitigated disaster!!!!
We are on the '7:30 bells' train in the mornin' to New Street (Bormingham) and are heedin' for 'The Welly' which iz on a hill not too far from the station for the pre match 'gargels'!
A full 'Geordie Times' match report will appear here sometime on Sunday OR Munday---dependin' on the above results!!!