This comin' Saturday 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' face the dauntin' task of tryin' to de TWO groonds between '3 bells' and '5:30 bells' in 'sarf' and 'norf Landan' respectivleee!
Wor youth team play Millwaall @ 'The New Den @ '3 bells' in the FA Youth Cup and then the forst team play 'The Arse' @ The Emirates Stadium just two and a half hours later in a Premyaa Leegue fixture!
The New Den iz of course a 'new groond' for us and iz a 'must gan game'!--Sadly, Millwaall FC were very unhelpful and refused to change the kick off time to accommodate NUFC and 'The mad-sad groundhoppers'
We have THREE contingency plans to 'de' the two games!
'Dave from York' and hiz sidekick 'Alex of St George' (amongst others!) are gannin on a 'reconnaissance mission' and are heedin' for 'The Emirates' in the orly mornin' and backtrackin' by tube and train and shank's pony to the nearest rail station to Millwaall's groond, to see just how lang it takes!
And then devise a plan to get us from there to 'The Arse' withoot missin' tooo much of that game!--It won't be easy---but we wont be beaten!
'Biffa the Beer' <(no! this isn't a misprint--he likes a pint or 10!) iz contenplatin' gettin' between the two games by motorcycle courier az a pillion passenger, az of course a bike can weave in and oot of traffic on the congested London streets!
This haz given ME a 'brainwave' <(or shud that be 'brain-warp'?) and two great ideas to get the dozen or so 'mad-sad groundhoppers' across London, who aalso want to 'de' the two games!
|PLAN 'B'***'THE NUFC MAD -SAD GROUNDHOPPERS' PASS BIG BEN |
AND THE HOOSES OF PARLIAMENT ON THEIR WAY FROM
MILLWAALL TO 'THE ARSE'!
(BUT CAN YOO SPOT SOMMIK AMISS?)
(AALL WILL BE REVEALED IN GOOD TIME!)
|PLAN 'C' *** FORM A 'HELLS ANGELS GANG' |
AND TERRORISE MOTORISTS TO LET US PASS!