"WE HAVE SOME JOYOUS NEWS TO TELL YOU!" 'FINK THE MAD-SAD GROUNDHOPPER' HAS GIVEN FIFA HIS KIND PERMISSION TO KICK OFF THE WORLD CUP ON HIS BIRTHDAY!" |
For those of yee who divvint naa it's mee 'big zero' borthday today and FIFA president Sepp'tic' Blatter phoned me up the other day and said:
"Fink!" "Is it OK if we kick the Brazil World Cup off on your birthday?"
I of course replied:
"WHEY AYE MAAN!--NE PROBLEM!"
and so 'it came to pass' (that on my express permission only!) the openin' ceremony and forst game will be played toneet, when hosts Brazil play Croatia in Sao Paulo @ '9 bells' (live on ITV 1)
Then tomorrow Mexico play Camerooon @ '5 pm bells' (ITV 1)
Spain play Holland @ '8 pm bells' (BBC 1)
and Chile play Australia @ '11 pm bells' (ITV 1)
and of course Ing-er-land are in action on Saturday neet when they face Italy in Manaus @ '11 pm bells' (BBC1)
Personally aa cannit wait til '2 bells' on Sunday mornin' when the Ivory Coast play Japan! <"YAHOOOO!"
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