"SUAREZ 'CHEWS' ING-ER-LAND!"
|IT'S A 'NO BRAINER'!|
"I WISH MY INDEX FINGER WAS A GUN!"
Last Saturday before Ing-er-land's forst game in the World Cup 'The Geordie Times' told yoo that they had az much chance of winnin the World Cup az 'The Toon' had of winnin the Premyaa Leegue!
This prediction came back to 'bite em' last neet az they imploded against Uruguay, az a Luis Suarez 'double' 'chewed' Ing-er-land up' (sic!) and consigned them to a 2nd defeat and aalmost certain elimination from the tournament after less than FIVE DAYS!
'Luckily'? for me aa anly had to listen to Chris Waddle's 'mackem twaddle' and Alan Green's 'rants' on the radio az aa drove doon to Bormingham in mee truck and didn't have to watch this garbage on the telly, az 20 million other 'sufferers' did, throughoot the nation!
("NOT many 'Ing-er-land' flags flyin' in wor street today!---like!)