SINCE WE LAST WON A TROPHY 'STATS' *** QUIZ ANSWER!

Updated '9:15pm bells' 1st Joon 2014


SOMEWHERE DOON 'THE BIGG MARKET'!

Yesterday in 'The Geordie Times', we asked yoo:
"How many different teams have won a major domestic trophy since NUFC last won one?"

The answer iz!--------------------------------------!!! 
34 !!!! <(THORTY FOWER!) 
"ER!"-sorry!" 35!!!!! (THORTY FIVE!) 
Below iz the staggerin' list of different clubs that have won a major domestic trophy since NUFC last won one, way!, way! back in 1955! (includin' Swindon Toon, Oxfaad, Wombledon and Luton Toon!)
"It makes yoo want to cry in your beer!"


(Last major trophy win only per club)

1 The Arse *** FA Cup *** 2014
2 Manc Blue Moonies *** Premyaa Leegue *** 2014
3 Blue Wigs *** FA Cup *** 2013
4 Manc Muppets *** Premyaa Leegue *** 2013
5 Swanzee *** Leegue Cup *** 2013
6 Chelski *** FA Cup *** 2012
7 The Liverbirds *** Leegue Cup *** 2012
8 Bormingham *** Leegue Cup *** 2011
9 Portsmooth *** FA Cup *** 2009
10 Sporz *** Leegue Cup *** 2008 (corrected answer!)
11 The Smoggies *** Leegue Cup *** 2004
12 Blackborn *** Leegue Cup *** 2002
13 Lestaaa *** Leegue Cup *** 2000
14 The Hazbeens & Villians *** Leegue Cup *** 1996
15 The Toffee Noses *** FA Cup *** 1995
16 Leeedz *** Old 1st Division *** 1992
17 Sporz *** FA Cup *** 1991
17 Sheff Wed *** Leegue Cup *** 1991
18 Forest *** Leegue Cup *** 1990
19 Wombledon *** FA Cup *** 1988
20 Luton Toon *** Leegue Cup *** 1988
21 Coventry Nomads *** FA Cup *** 1987
22 Oxfaad *** Leegue Cup *** 1986
23 The Canary Custards *** Leegue Cup *** 1985
24 The Jellied Eels Mob *** FA Cup *** 1980
25 Wolverhampton Wanabeez *** Leegue Cup *** 1980
26 Ipswich Toon *** FA Cup *** 1978
27 Sooothampton *** FA Cup *** 1976
28 Derby  Sheep S**ggers *** Old 1st Division ***1975
29 SMBs! *** FA Cup *** 1973
30 The P*ss Potters *** Leegue Cup *** 1972
31 Swindon Toon *** Leegue Cup *** 1969
32 The Baggie Troosers *** FA Cup *** 1968
33 Steptoe Rag & Bone Men Rangers ** Leegue Cup ** 1967
34 Bornley *** Old 1st Division *** 1960
35 'Ne Where Near' Bolton Wanderers *** FA Cup *** 1958 (corrected answer!)
36 The Toon *** FA CUP *** 1955!


IF? we have made any missteaks or left anyone oot---we can anly apologize!
"ER!"--- "We did! Sporz won their last trophy in 2008 and NOT 1991!" <('Clever sh*te', 'Liam from the Lamp' corrected us!)
Aalso we omitted Bolton who won the FA Cup in 1958! <(the shame!)