|"WELCOME TO OLD TRAFFORD!"|
"GEORDIE TIMES NEWSFLASH!
Wor leegue game @ 'The Theatre of Muppets' against 'The Cockney Reds of Salford' on Saturday December 7th will now kick off @ '12:45 bells' for live telly! (BT)
This meeenz that (once again!) I will have to rush straight for the '6 bells' train after finishin' neetshift @ '4 am bells' (I did the same for Villa away!) Ne sleep again for the fainthearted! "ZZZZZzzzzz!!!!!" <(NOT!)
Wor home game against 'The Arse' iz now @ '1:30 bells' on Saturday 29th December (SKY) and wor game @ Swanzee, pencilled in for Wednesday 4th December haz aalso been picked for live transmission @ '7:45 bells' (BT) (Kick off time unchanged)
REMEMBER!---yi read this news forst in 'The Geordie Times' and ne where else!