|THE FRONT PAGE OF TODAY'S 'RONNY GILL'!
News that the Toon's THREE main papers have aall been banned from St James' Park haz been dein' the roonds and it iz a very sad day indeed when the local 'rags' can't speak their mind!
NUFC arnt happy with papers negative coverage of events at St James' Park are didn't even let wor manager answer any questions put to him by them after Sunday's 'disaster derby'! <(very childish if yoo ask us!)
The 'Ronny Gill' alang with 'The Jawnil' and 'Sundih Sun' have aall been ostracized forthwith and won't even be allowed into the groond's press box in the future az 'The Fat Controller' haz hoyed the toys oot the pram!
The Toon's FOURTH paper----'The Geordie Times' will NOT be gagged in this way however!---and we will of course give yoo forst hand accoonts of aall the games we see and wor honest opinions!
On Wednesday we play 'The Blue Moonies of Manchester' in the Leegue Cup @ St James' and yoo can bet your bottom dollar that we will be in The Leazes End to report on it!
If the forst name on the team sheet says resorve goalie 'Elliot' then yoo can bet your bottom, bottom dollar! that a second string eleven will be runnin' oot @ 7:45 bells' tomorrow neet!
More to follow on aall this at dinnaatime tomorrow!