Tuesday 3 September 2013

"JoeKanory!***JoeKanory!***JoeKanory!"

Posted '1:10pm bells' Tuesday 3rd September 2013

"FANTASY FUTBAALL!"

So the transfor window haz come and gone with ne new permanent signins on board and wor Irish born adopted 'Cockney Clown' 'Joe Kanory' haz made up some fantastic, fantasy and 'make believe' stories aboot this, in a new book to be published soon!

Claims that he would sign quality players of Champions League standard and that he had many (many!) contacts in the game with top managers like Alex Ferguson, Arsene Wenger and Jose Mourinho, (who he speaks to on a daily basis!), and that he can pick the phone up and caall ANY other managers in the world aboot transfor targets, are just some of the brilliant stories he haz written for us ower the last two and a half months in hiz role az a 'Director of Fools' at NUFC!
Yi couldn't make it up!
"JACKANORY!***JACKANORY!***JACKANORY!" 

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