|"DID I HONESTLY SAY THAT!?"|
Club spokesman 'I Beg Your Pardew' <(whey! who else speaks for them apart from "I'll tell you a story***'JoeKanory"?) haz been comin' oot with some unbeleeevible stuff ower the last couple of days!
Let us remind yoo wot 'The Fat Controller's' 'puppet on a string' said after the last season fiasco, when we nearly got relegated!
May 2013: "We are very (very!) lucky to have the support that we've got!
We still need to make sure that we bring in two or three new recruits which will take us forward!
We genuinely, genuinely, need a couple in the first team that compliments the others!"
And then two days ago he sez this!: "Joe(K) has been working very hard on numerous targets <(vodka,whisky,gin, etc!) but they were beyond our financial means! <(ie: ne free transfors!)
"We did the majority of our business in the January window, signing five excellent players!"
"With the strong squad we have we should all approach the new season in a positive, optimistic frame of mind!" <(we nearly got relegated!) (did we reeely lose 6-0 at home to Liverpool?)
Pinocchio hazzent got a look in with him and 'JoeK'!
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