GET YOUR SEASON TICKETS NOW!

Posted 12:30 pm bells Tuesday 25th October 2011

"NO MORE OF THEEEZE!---PLEEEZE!"

The Geordie Times carrier pigeon haz just flown in with news that 'The Toon' are offerin' existin' season ticket holders the chance to buy a second one for 'HALF BAT! to help fill St James' for future games.

This iz a great idea az the sight of thoosands of empty grey seats in Level 7 of The Leazes End doesn't look good on wor CV (or TV!) and they may az well sell the seats for half price than to have ne arses on them at aall!

"WE'LL BRING YOO THE NEWS,2nd HAND,FORST!"

It works oot at less than FIFTEEN QUID! a game for a seat in The Leazes End, for example and large queues have been reported ootside the ticket office, with up to a one hour wait! to get served, and this haz been conformed by wor club 'sauce'---'Porcy the Pigeon'!
('Tellin' bone' caallers have aalso had to wait up to an hour before gettin' an answer!)