Monday, 16 October 2017

SPORTS DIRECT MEGA MILLIONS SALE!

Posted 6 30 pm bells Munday 16th October 2017 at Trowell Sorvices truck park M1 (southbound)
"Sale now on!
£350 million or
nearest offer!"

News reaches The Geordie Times via the '5 bells' news on mee truck radio on the M1 that NUFC owner known affectionatly to Toon fans az 'The Fat Controller', haz put the club up for sale--(again!) and wants it sold by Xmas
Affter 2 relegations and several othaa relegation battles under hiz 'leadership' in 10 years, he haz finally seen sense and iz sellin up--hopefully to an affluent arab or a very rich Russian billionaire, who will bankroll wor great club and have us challengin for major honours---we dream on and await with baited breath az to who will actually buy us!

Of course we've hord aall this before and wont reeely beleeeve it, til it actually happens!?

PS: He iz so desperate to sell that he iz offerin' the club in staggered instalments, just like yoo were buyin' a 3 peeece suite on 'tick'!
(get now!--pay later!)


Watch this space for more details az they unravel!

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