Monday, 14 December 2020

NEVAA MIND 'THE SMOKE'---WOT ABOOT 'US'!?

 Posted '2:28pm bells' Munday 14th December 2020


"TIME GENTLEMEN PLEEEEZE!"

News that pubs and restaurants in London are pleading with Boris not to put them into Tier 3, as it will be the death knell for them!---But wot aboot the north east which has been in total pub lockdoon for the last 7 weeks!

         Poor old London---But wot aboot US!?


Aalso, even when pubs here could open a '10:00 pm bells' restriction woz imposed, which woz totally unnecessary! (Az it has torned oot!)


The infection rate in London is HIGHER now than it iz 'here', where infection rates have been halved!

Of course London clubs can aalso admit 2,000 fans to their groonds, while St. James' Park must stay 'fan free'!-- grossly unfair on aall counts!

Indeed government ministers have admitted that there iz nee evidence to back up the claim that shuttin pubs etc haz saved a single life!

(Wot a farce--pub workers are losin their job for nee reason at aall!)

😳 😱 🥶

 



There will be 'hell on' if we stay in Tier 3 and London stays in Tier 2!

We await in trepidation az to the decision!


*Footnote: London is known as 'The smoke' as pollution levels were 'sky high' 100 years ago!


PS: The Geordie Times haz publishin' a coronavirus 'Premyaa Leegue table' below!

Az per usual, "Watch this space!"

LATEST CORONAVIRUS CASES PER 100,000 FOR PREMYAA LEEGUE CLUBS!

 Posted '2:28pm bells' Munday 14th December 2020



Clubs in gold can currently let 2,000 fans in

Clubs in pink must play behind closed doors!

The least 'bat out of hell' coronavirus cases, to the worst, 

'Premyaa Leegue' table December 2020

Brighton 65 cases per 100,000 (1st to 7th December)

Southampton 76

Everton 91 

Liverpool 91

Newcastle 111

Fulham 112 (Hammersmith and Fulham, London)

Chelsea 112 (Hammersmith and Fulham, London)

Sheff U 132

Arsenal 134 (Islington, London)

Leeds 138

Crystal Palace 187 (Croydon, London)

Aston Villa 196

Man City 174

Man U 174

West Brom 196

Spurs 219 (Haringay, London)

Wolves 244

Leicester 254

Burnley 270

West Ham 295 (Newham, London)

Az yoo can clearly see Newcastle Upon Tyne haz one of the lowest coronavirus infection rates and iz 5th in 'the leegue' table!  And just in case yoo are wonderin, nearby Gatesheed haz just 81 cases per 100,000 

West Ham, unbelievably, can lets fans into their stadium with more than 3 times the number of cases than 'The Toon'! (184 less cases than West Ham)

Indeed AALL 6 London clubs boroughs have a higher rate!

 We've said this before!---There will be 'hell on' if London clubs can continue to let fans in, while those with lower 'bat out of hell' rates, must continue to play in front of empty seats!

"I REST MY CASE!"


IT'S NOT A LEVEL PLAYIN' FEEELD!

 Posted '6:00pm bells' Saturday 28th November 2020

Updated 'high noon bells' Munday 14th December 2020

"DUCKS BEWARE OF FLYIN' BALLS!"

"ALL OR NOTHING!"

*10 of the 20 Premyaa Leegue clubs can let 2,000 fans into their stadiums under the Tier 2 rule, while those in Tier 3 (includin' NUFC) must continue to play in front of empty seats!

OK, 2,000 isn't many in a 50,000 or 60,000 seater stadium, BUT it still IZ an unfair advantage ower the 10 that cannit let anybody in at aall!

Just why the north east iz in Tier 3 with lower rates than some parts of London, which haz been placed in Tier 2, iz beyond us here at 'The Geordie Times'? (ie: Boris'z London mates get the cream, while we get the sour milk!)

Of course its great that fans are allowed back in, but it shud be for AALL 20 clubs and not just the south and Liverpoool! (Plus those in the lower divisions az well, of course!)

In total 44 of the 92 leegue clubs can let fans in, BUT 48 cannit!

 Liverpoool, who are in Tier 2, which iz just 30 miles from Manchester in Tier 3, will have an unfair advantage, az will London clubs fightin relegation, like Fulim and Palliss ower those in the higher tier! 

It's farcical!---everybody in Ing-er-land shud be in the same tier!

And from a neutral point of view!

And az for the poor pubs and clubs in Tier 3---how many will survive, with a possible lockoot til March next year?

There are 4 pubs and clubs in The Toon which I used to drink in, but have never reopened since the forst lockdoon last March---Namely, The Bodega, The Star, The Monkey Bar and The Leazes End Club (aka The Companions Club) SO just how many more will 'bite the dust' before NEXT March, I ask meesel?

Of course 'the bat out of hell' pandemic must be brought under control, but if people from Manchester, for example, can jump on a train to Liverpoool for a pint of 'liquid lubrication', less than an hour away, then it surely will get worse, and defeats the daft 'Tiers' system!

Even the 'elite' non leegue futbaall scene in the north east haz been decimated, with clubs in 'step 2' of the futbaall pyramid, like Gatesheed, Spennymoor, Blyth and Darlo, unable to let fans in, even though gates are very low at these clubs!---How many will survive this, if the lockoot continues?

In othaa words we shud aall be in the same boat, and NOT give preferential treatment to London, Brightin, Sooothampton and Liverpoool etc!----It will aall end in TIERS for certain!😭

Teams in GREEN can let 2,000 fans in---
while those in RED must play behind closed doors!

Sunday, 13 December 2020

THE TOON 2 THE BAGGIE TROOSERS 1 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2020-2021

 Posted 'high noon bells' Sunday 13th December 2020

THE WINNIN GOAL SCORED BY SUPER SUB DWIGHT GAYLE!
(On centre of the 6 yard line)

COVID 19 (SECONDS!)
It took The Toon just 19 seconds from kick off to open the scorin at The Leazes End when a through baall from Joelinton foond Almiron and he rifled a shot into the corner of the net with the West Brom keeper well beaten! (see photos below)

ALMIRON'S GOAL FROM 2 TELLY ANGLES 
(The fastest goal in the Premyaa Leegue this season!)


"VIRUS VICTORY!"

That this game woz takin place at aall woz a suprize to many, as the NUFCs trainin groond in Benton had been forced to close because of the covid 19 outbreak, which forced the postponement of the Villa game last week!

Wor manager 'Broken Nose Bruce' had said that many 1st teamers would be missin because of this and that the game could be postponed!

However!---az it turns oot, 8 players who had played at Pallis a fortneet orlier WERE available and therefore the game could bee played!

A cunning ploy by Bruce to fool the opposition  into believing that several players from wor U23s team would be drafted into the starting 11!

THE BROON ALE WOZ READY FOR THE KICK OFF IN FRONT OF A ROARIN FIRE!
(Tex Taylor's hoose)

The orly goal for us didn't make us gan for 'the jugular' and we paid the price for not killin the game off, when West Brom equalised in the 5th minute of the 2nd half with a fine strike by Furlong!

At this point it looked like that sits 2nd bottom of the table would get a 2nd goal, but we stuck in and defended stoically!

 Then the ace card woz played by 'Old Broken Nose'--he sent Dwight Gayle on in the 69th minute and straight away he had a heeder on target, which woz cleared off the line by a *Baggie Troosers defender!

And then just a few minutes after this, a pinpoint cross from Murphy foond Gayle's heed and he connected 'with perfect precision' to send the baall into the top corner of the goal at The Gallowgate End in the 80th minute!

An absolutely fabulous goal in this dour game in front of nee fans of course, coz we are in Tier 3! (The sooner we can gan back, the better---There iz nee fun havin to watch The Toon on a telly in somebody's hoose----even the pubs are shut up here!)

This goal killed the game off and we secured the 3 valuable points to send us up to 11th place in the table! (For the time being at least!)

To be clear, apart from the 3 great goals, (aye! Furlong's goal for WBA woz a canny strike az well!) there wasnt much else to shout aboot, az the 2 team battled it oot in the rain 5 miles west from where we were watchin', in Howdon-on-Tyne!

*Official attendance in Tex Taylor's hoose: 2!

*Explanation: We caall West Brom 'The Baggie Troosers' az their nickname iz 'The Baggies' coz they used to wear 'baggie' shorts in the 19th century!

Saturday, 12 December 2020

THE TOON V THE BAGGIE TROOSERS OF WEST BROM

 Posted from '2:35pm bells' onwards Saturday 12th December 2020



Updates when/if goals are scored

     ALMIRON (ON LEFT) GOAL

Kick off '3:00 bells

20 seconds Almiron GOAL

1-0 to The Toon HT

(Match report on Sunday)

49th minute  equaliser Furlong

1-1

GoAL! GAYLE 2-1 TO US

DWIGHT GAYLE HEEDER (on 6 yard line,centre) THAT WON THE GAME FT 2-1 TO THE TOON!🤪80th minute
Official attendance in Tex Taylor's hoose: 2!

Geordie Times Tellyhoppers match report tomorrow!





Friday, 11 December 2020

HELLS BELLS! @ '3 BELLS' ON SATURDAY!

 Posted just after 'high noon bells' Friday 11th December 2020

               NUFCs trainin groond!


BRUCE'S PRE MATCH EXCUSES!

NUFCs game tomorrow WILL gan aheed and we will field a scratch team against The Baggie Troosers of West Brom az the 'bat out of hell' virus haz taken heavy toll on wor forst team squad!

Broken Nose Bruce haz ready made excuses shud we fail to beat WBA who sit 2nd bottom of the table!

Az many as 12 forst team squad players have went doon with the virus, some of them too Ill to even do light trainin at home, never mind play!

 And 2 staff are said to be very I'll az well! (We of course wish them aall a speedy recovery)

This meenz that several members of the U23s squad will have to be drafted into the side in this vital game before Xmas!

We say 'vital' as we must play The Blue Moonies on Boxin Day and The Liverbirds 4 days later, where wor goal difference is aalmost certain to take a 'hit'!

We await with baited breath to see the team line up, which will be annoonced 1 hour before tomorrow's '3 bells' kick off!

Az per usual , "Watch this space for more info!"

(Match report on Sunday!)

Thursday, 10 December 2020

"HALF A MILLION THANKYOOOZ!"

 Posted '6:00pm bells' Thorsday 10th December 2020


"Take me to your leader!
Whey aye maan!"

"HALF A MILLION REASONS TO BELIEVE!"

Late last neet The Geordie Times made history when we recorded wor 500,000th pageview!

Not bad for a daft NUFC fan website, which is advert free!

ie: We make nee money at aall from deein this blog, as we dee it for the love of NUFC and non Leegue futbaall on Tyneside!


The celebrations for this historic moment in time have been reverberating aroond the world---and beyond!, with huge fireworks displays! (See top photo from the planet Mars for proof!)

THE TYNE BRIDGE


HONG KONG


THE KREMLIN, MOSCOW



SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE
AUSTRALIA


THE EIFFEL TOWER
PARIS



THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE
SAN FRANCISCO




THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
NEW YORK
"Toon, Toon, black n white army!'

Once again we thank yoo, wor loyal subjects from the 161 countries, territories and planets aroond the univorse for loggin into this site!

Next target ONE MILLION!

Az per usual "Watch this space!" (For the next 10 years!)



GAME ON!?

 Posted '11:00am bells' Thorsday 10th December 2020

A VIEW OF ST JAMES' PARK FROM SHERIFF HILL IN GATESHEED
THE CHEVIOT HILLS AND THE SCOTTISH BORDER 50 ODD MILES AWAY CAN BE SEEN AT THE TOP OF THE PICTURE!

It lookin increasinly certain that wor home game v The Baggie Troosers of West Brom will gan aheed az planned on Saturday, after several Toon players went dooon with 'the bat out of hell' virus!

It's therefore expected that quite a number of forst team players will be missin' and self isolatin' and that players from the U23s squad will have be drafted in!

Obviously this will weaken the team considerably, but WBA arnt exactly pullin' up any trees after their 5-1 home defeat last week v Cristil Pallis left them formly in the relegation zone!  They have won just once in 11 attempts (v bottom side Sheff United)

When things become clearer, we will let yoo naa straight away of course!

Az per usual "Watch this space!"

Tuesday, 8 December 2020

NUFC'S 'SELF INFLICTED' 'BAT OUT OF HELL' CRISIS, PUTS ANOTHAA GAME IN DOUBT!

 Posted 'midneet bells' Tuesday 8th December 2020

Updated '11:02am bells'Wedinzday



News that NUFCs Darsley Park trainin' groond at Benton iz still closed due to the coronavirus crisis, haz reached a new level az its been revealed that even more players and staff have tested positive!



The decision by the clubs hieracy to anly test players and staff once a week, instead of twice, like aall the othaa Premyaa Leegue clubs are dein', might come back to "bite us on the arse" IF we are left 'kickin wor heels', while the clubs aroond us in the table pick up points, to drag us forthaa doon the table! 

Followin' on from wor postponed game last week v Villa, wor home game v The Baggie Troosers of West Brom next Saturday iz now  aalso in serious doubt, due to wor failure to test twice a week!





 
Money---of course (to dee the 2nd tests) iz the real reason for anly one test per week, and we can anly blame one man (who admittedly, doesn't want to be here) and his scrooge like mentality for this---guess who that iz?

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEEGUE!


We will naa by this time tomorrow wethaa the WBA game can take place---and we will of course let yiz naa the outcome az soon az we find oot!---

"Az per usual, watch this space!"


PS: The Geordie Times pageviews have just passed the 499,000 mark and we expect to 'hit' the 'magical' half a million milestone in the next day or so!---Once again many thanx for loggin into this advort free NUFC fans website!


'11:00am bells':Breakin' news

NUFC team back in trainin' at Darsley Park, so hopefully WBA game will gan aheed?---or else we will have a fixture pile up!


Updated '11:02am bells' Wedinzday

Still nee news az to wethaa the WBA game will gan aheed, with just 3 days to kick off time! 



Monday, 7 December 2020

CROWDS ARE EVERYWHERE!---EXCEPT SELECTED FUTBAALL GROONDS!!

Posted '12:30am bells' Munday 7th December 2020 

ST. JAMES' PARK ***  52,000  ***  EMPTY SEATS!
"A "NO GO" AREA FOR TOON FANS!"

In this crazy world of coronavirus restrictions, it iz porfectly OK to gan shoppin' on crowded high streets in the UK in Tier 3 lockdoon, in the run up to Xmas! 

NORTHUMBERLAND STREET WOZ 'RAMMED' YESTERDAY 
(QWAATAA OF A MILE FROM SJP!)
YET AZ WELL AZ NUFC, NEARBY NON LEEGUE CLUBS LIKE NEWCASIL BENFIELD, GATESHEED, DUNSTON and HEATON STAN, CANNIT LET FANS IN EETHAA!

But any thoughts aboot gannin to major futbaall stadiums or pubs and restaurants in the same Tier 3 areas are "NO GO!"

Below are some shockin scenes of other 'Tier 3' crowded streets with ne social distancin' in place--at aall!

MANCHESTER YESTERDAY 120,000 Xmas shoppers!
.'THE THEATRE OF MUPPETS' AND 'THE EMPTYHAD'
"NO GO!"

NOTTINGHAM YESTERDAY (TIER 3)
THE CITY GROOND AND MEADOW LANE
"NO GO!"

 BORMINGHAM YESTERDAY (TIER 3) 150,000 Covid protesters and Xmas shoppers!
VILLA PARK, ST. ANDREWS and THE HAWTHORNS
"NO GO!"


*"WORDS FAIL US!"


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