Monday 7 August 2023

THE TOON 4 THE YELLOW SUMARINES 0 ***SELA CUP *** NUFC WIN IT!

 Posted from 'high noon bells' onwards, Munday 7th August 2023



"4 'TORPEDOES' SINK THE YELLOW SUBMARINES!" 



NUFC finished off wor pre season with another victory and some silverware az well, in the shape of The Sela Cup with a 4-0 win ower Villarreal of Spain (aka 'The Yellow Submarines' coz they play in aall yellow!)
NUFC wore wor aall dark blue away strip and the team woz completely different to the team on Saturday!



The goal sequences were az follows:
6th minute   Jacob Murphy: A Matt Richie cross iz half cleared and Murphy pounces on the baall and after a couple of touches he fire home into The Leazes goal HT: 1-0 with NUFC well on top

62nd minute Harvey Barnes: Makin hiz home debut recieved a pass from Joelinto and he lashed the baall into the net before celebratin in front of The Strawberry Corner!



76th minute Joelinton: Joe runs through the Villarreal defence and hits a sweet shot from the edge of the penalty area to make it 3-0 and affectively win the Sela Cup az there woz nee way back for the Spaniards! 

79th minute Harvey Barnes: Barnzee puts the icin' on the cake when Callum Wilson made a precision pass to Barnzee and he drilled the baall into The Gallowgate goal for hiz 2nd of the game!
Villarreals submarine had been well and truly ''TORPEDOED!"
  

"IT'S WOR CUP!!!"

And now for something completely different! (From yesterday's startin' line up!)


FOOTNOTE: We are very sad to hear of the passin' of Toon fan and Northern Alliance referee Barry Sweeney. Barry woz the dad of Liam Sweeney, who alang with John Alder were killed on their way to New Zealand in 2014 for NUFC friendlies when their plane woz shot doon ower Ukraine!

RIP Barry


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