Posted just after 'high noon bells' Thorzday 10th August 2023
"A NEW BREED OF FANS!---COMING SOON TO ST. JAMES' PARK!"
"THE ROOFTOP TOFFS!"
The forst Premya Leegue game of the season v Villa iz aalmost upon us, which of course iz a complete selloot ----UNLESS! yoo have a spare £800 to sit in the brand new 'Rooftops Executive Restaurant'!---where yoo can sip Champagne til your hearts content!
Aye that's reet! (nearly) £800 to watch ONE game, which iz more than most fans have paid for their season tickets!
Gone are the days in the 1960s when a skinny gadgie in a forn coloured coat would hoy peanuts to fans in the crowd in return for a tanner (6 pence) in old money (two and a half pence in todays money!)
And for BOVRIL substitute CHAMPAGNE!
The times they certainly are a changin at St. James' Park!
"OH I SAY!--- THIS NEW COCKTAIL BAR IS SPIFFING OLD CHAP!"
"SORRY SIR!---NO 'RIFF-RAFF' ALLOWED IN HERE!"
Updated Friday
We here that Joe Willock haz a hamstring injury and will be ruled oot for a month
Match report will appear here on Sunday
Ax per usual “Watch this space!
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