Posted just after 'high noon bells' Thorzday 10th August 2023
"THE ROOFTOP TOFFS!"
The forst Premya Leegue game of the season v Villa iz aalmost upon us, which of course iz a complete selloot ----UNLESS! yoo have a spare £800 to sit in the brand new 'Rooftops Executive Restaurant'!---where yoo can sip Champagne til your hearts content!
Aye that's reet! (nearly) £800 to watch ONE game, which iz more than most fans have paid for their season tickets!
Gone are the days in the 1960s when a skinny gadgie in a forn coloured coat would hoy peanuts to fans in the crowd in return for a tanner (6 pence) in old money (two and a half pence in todays money!)
And for BOVRIL substitute CHAMPAGNE!
The times they certainly are a changin at St. James' Park!