Posted just before 'high noon bells' Thorzday 22nd Joon 2023
News that NUFC are on the verge of signin AC Milan's Italian international midfielder Sandro Tonali haz reached The Geordie Times!
A fee of £50M haz been mentioned and he will be a fantastic addition to the squad, shud the deal gan through!
He iz 23 years old and haz played in The Champions Leegue for the last 3 seasons! He will earn €8M a year!
We will of course let yoo naa wot happens! Az per usual
"Watch this space!"
Update 1:44pm bells'