A snowstorm envelopes the tower blocks in
Newcasil's west end at 3 bells this mornin'!
"WHERE'S THE TOWERS GONE!?
The arctic weathaa haz reached Tyneside with minus 15 temperatures bein' reported!
Accordingleee the local lasses have wrapped themsels up in waam clothin'!
Somewhere doon the quayside this afternoon!
'The beast from the east'
spotted in a Gatesheed car park!
Somewhere in the centre of the Toon,
2 feet of snow fell doon from the sky!
"Woof! Woof! Where's a St Bernard when you need one? Woof!"
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