|THE TOON KICK OFF (we still had 11 players on the pitch at this point!)|
"Who's yi farthaa!?---who's yi farthaa!?---who's yi
SIX bookings and ONE sendin' off proved the downfall for 'The Toon' yesterday dinnaatime az ower zealous ref 'a' Mr. 'A' Marriner dished oot the cards az though they were gannin' oot of fashion!
From the start 'The Arse' went for the jugular az they attacked The Leazes End where their 3,000 fans were housed in 'level 7'
|THE TOON ATTACK THE GALLOWGATE GOAL (1st half)|
The main taalkin' point of the game came in the 16th minute when Mitrovic waz given a 'red' for standin' on Coquelin's foot, when a 'yellow' seemed appropriate!
'The Arse' players were divin' aboot az though they'd been shot and connin' the ref and FOWER more cards were shown to Toon player durin' this half--of the 'yellow' variety!
Somehow we went in 0-0 at the break and the ref had to endure loud booin' az he came off the pitch!
We had held wor own in the forst period but it took the visitors just 6 minutes of the 2nd half to make the breakthrough!
An Aaron Ramsey shot waz saved by Tim Krul in The Toon goal but the baall rebounded oot to Chamberlin who's resultin' shot waz gannin' wide, but the unfortunate Coloccini caught it with the inside of hiz leg and the baall deflected into the corner of the net to give 'The Arse' the lead!
Up until this point we had had NE shots on target, but hadn't played badly, but that goal proved to be the winner az 2 more Toon player were shown 'yellows' to make it 6 in total! ('The Arse' had just 1 player booked, by the way!)
|ACTION IN THE SHADOWS @ THE LEAZES END (2nd half)|
At the end the players came off to a standin' ovation which torned to loud boos for the beleaguered ref Marriner who had 'sunk' The Toon on hiz own!
We now sit in the bottom 3 with anly the SMB's and Sooothampton below us -- az we speak!
Toon team: Krul, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Haidara, Anita (Perez 72), Colback, Sissoko (Cisse 78), Wijnaldum, Thourvin (De Jong 87), Mitrovic
Attendance: 50,388 (3,000 Arseholes!) *
|ANGRY AND DESPONDANT TOON FANS LEAVIN' THE GROOND |
AFTER THE MATCH!