TYNE-TAALK!
The taalk aroond the bars in 'The Toon' after the Arsenal match (and yesterday) waz---"It'll bee aallreet---divvint panic!" az we foond worsels in the bottom two of the Premyaa Leegue with just the SMBs below us!
Of course yi cannit judge after fower games played, but a worryin' recurrin' stat iz that we have had less shots on target in the forst fower games, than 'yellow/red cards' in the last one! (SEVEN!) (TWELVE yellow and TWO red cards in total!)
(PS: We aalso picked up TWO yellows in wor Leegue Cup tie against Northampton---for good measure!)
In total we have scored TWO goals and had SIX shots on target in those Premyaa Leegue games, with NE shots on target in the last TWO! (although we did hit the bar @ Man U)
On top of that we hear that wor joint top scorer in the Premyaa Leegue, Papiss Cisse (with ONE goal!) could be transfored on the last day of the 'window' tomorrow, leavin' us with very little cover up front!
We sincerely hope that this ISN'T the case, az ne one iz rumoured to be comin' in to replace him---should he leave for pastures new!
"CRISIS!-----WOT CRISIS!"
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