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"IT'S A FIX ---ONE!"
With 21 days of the January transfor window now gone, we STILL divvint naa if we will have a new 'manager/coach/dogs body/yes man'! in place before the end of the month/season/decade!
Conspiracy theorys are dein the roonds, claimin' we divvint want a new manager yet az he MIGHT (just MIGHT!) want to spend some money in wot iz left of the transfor window! <(IF yoo believe that then yoo MUST be a Toon fan!)
Ne transfors 'in or oot' YET?---but divvint haad yer breath for anybody comin' 'IN'!---more than likely on the last day(s) of the window though, yoo can expect a flurry of activity from 'the big clubs' to 'cherry pick' the best of a pretty average side to gan 'OOT'! <(az per usual for us at this time of the year!)
"IT'S A FIX ---TWO!"
The revised telly schedules for March have just been released and we have got off lightly with just ONE game bein' picked by eethaa SKY or BT which iz the home game against Man U.
The date and time of the fixture hazzent been changed, but it iz now bein' shown live on BT on Wednesday 4th March @ '7:45 bells'!
"IT'S A FIX ---THREE!"
Because we have yet anothaa 'blankety blank' weekend due to it bein' 'FA Cup 4th roond day' (az we of course got knocked oot 'of it' in Lestaa at the beginnin' of the month!), we need to get wor 'fix' elsewhere and are plannin' on gannin' to the salubrious surroundings of 'The Dr Pitt' Welfare groond in Bedlington on Saturday afternoon, where the home side are due to play 'The Bad Blue Boys' of Dunston in a Northern Leegue fixture!
However! bad weathaa could scupper wor plans az, scandalously!, 'The Terriers' divvint have undersoil heatin' at their ramshackle groond! <(wot's the world comin' te!???)