|SOMEWHERE IN THE BOWELS OF ST JAMES' PARK!|
Delloitte's 'Top 20 Futbaall Rich List' in the world puts NUFC in 19th position and we are, quote: "Commercially, in the STRONGEST position in our history!"
Yet!, like a certain Dickens' character, we scrimp and save 'the scraps' and sell on any 'valuable assets' at the orliest opportunity to increase a certain owerweight gadgie's bank account to the detriment of the team, who bale oot the sinkin' boat with a tea cup, az the waataa leaks in through the many cracks!
NE manager/ heed coach/ dogs body/ crawler/ yes man OR new players to bale oot the boat (yet!), az we scrap it oot for the rest of the season alang with Lestaa, Palace, Hull, Bornley, QPR, 'The SMBs' and the rest of the dead wood, in a desperate attempt to stay IN the '(gravy!) boat' and not end up at the bottom of the Tyne!
| AN IMPROMPTU PLAYERS TRAININ' SESSION|
SOMEWHERE ON THE RIVER TYNE!