Tuesday, 28 October 2014

P*SS POTTERS TAKIN' THE P*SS!

Posted 'high noon bells' Tuesday 28th October 2014
FRANCE----OUTRAGED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS STORM THE
PORT OF CALAIS AFTER HEARIN' THE NEWS OF THE CHANGE OF
VENUE FOR WOR U21s RESORVE GAME!
 
A heinous and despicable act haz been committed on the 'NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' by Stoke City FC!
They have outrageously changed the venue of their resorve game against us from Moss Rose, Macclesfield to their own Britannia Stadium on Friday 14th November, thus denin' us the opportunity of visitin' a new groond, az of course we played @ 'The Britannia' anly a few weeks ago and have been to that god forsaken place surrounded by duel carraigeways quite a few times anyway!
EGYPT----CENTRAL CAIRO! 
"SHOES OFF IF YI HATE P*SS POTTS!"

Repercussions have aalready started aroond the planet by outraged NUFC groundhoppers in protest and 'The Geordie Times' haz obtained excluuusive photos of this from Calais to Cairo and beyond!   
U.S.A.----AN ANGRY PROTESTER CLIMBS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING IN
NEW YORK, ON HEARIN' THE NEWS! 

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