Wednesday, 12 February 2014

THE TOON v SPORZ *** TONEET!

Posted '4:00pm bells' Wednesday 12th February 2014
ACTION FROM WOR GAME AT WHITE HART LANE
ORLIER THIS SEASON *** WE WON 1-0!
(THE TOON ARE IN 'BRAZIL YELLOW')

Toneet we face a Sporz side (for the 150th time in wor leegue and cup history) who are chasin' a Champions Leegue place, while we 'fight it oot' with Sooothampton az to who finishes 8th or 9th this season! <("WOW!")
Many fans think the season iz ower anyway <(includin' little ol' me!) and thoughts of wor 'charge for the Premyaa Leegue title' just under 20 years ago, seem like a very distant memory!

Because of the bad weather and bad practices by wor beloved? owner 'The Fat Controller', we predict a crowd around aboot the 45,000 mark!---still very good compared to most clubs, but we think that there will be aboot 7,000 empty seats in St James' anyway <(we shall see!?)

Loic Remy sorves the last of hiz 3 match ban, while (ddeep breath!) Coloccini, Tiote, Gouffran, Cisse, Debuchy, Obertan and Bigi'banana' <(JoeK 'yee naa whos' pronoonciation of hiz name!) are aall injured and winnit play!

This iz a ready made excuse for wor beleaguered manager 'I Beg Your Pardew', shud we succumb to the "norf Landaners!" @ '7:45 bells', in wor 13th last game of the season! <(so wor manager keeps tellin' us!?)

A full 'Geordie Times' match report will be forthcomin' tomorrow dinnaatime az per usual and we can anly hope for better fare than we have been sorved up lately! <(again!---we shall see?)  

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