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| "NO NUFC GROUNDHOPPERS HERE!" |
Posted
'high noon
bells' Tuesday 15th March
As mentioned previousleeee, West Ham's decision to move to a new stadium has caused 'outrage' amonst the NUFC 'mad-sad groundhoppers!'---
NO!---a'm NOT! taalkin' aboot their decision to move from Upton Park to The Olympic Stadium!---A'm taalkin' aboot their decision to move their resorve game against Newcastle Resorves from Bishop Stortford to Upton Park today at '2 bells' this afternoon!
Thoosands upon thoosands of Newcastle fans were plannin' to 'groundhop' to this game had it taken place at Bishop Stortford's Hertfordshire base, as it was a brand new groond for us! (whey!---at least TEN 'saddos' that aa naa of, had planned to gan---anyway!)
But az it has nuw been switched to Upton Park---
(a groond we've been te a 'million-trillion times') , there's not much point in gannin---iz there!?----
This means that anly ONE! 'annonymous'< (hope av spelt that reet!?) NUFC 'saddo' that aa naa of, is plannin' to gan here today from the north east, as he attempts to de EVERY! resorve league game this season, home and away!
Anybody from 'The London Branch' shud note that it's NOT! bein' played behind closed doors and they can get in!
'The Brady Bunch' however shud hang their heeds in shame for denyin' us a visit to a new groond!
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