THE TOON v THE TOFFEE NOSES *** SUNDAY AFTERNOOON!

 Posted ‘6:00pm 🛎️ bells’ Friday 23rd May 2025

THE FINAL CURTAIN! ("FIRESTICKS AT THE READY!")

5 teams are chasin’ the final 3 Champions Leegue places—But the good news iz!—-NUFC are in the drivin’ seats, coz IF we beat Evaatin on Sunday afternooon, then we will definitely be ‘in it’ next season!

If we qualify then it iz worth at least 100 million quid!

Of course the mackem that we aall luv to hate, gordon little arms 🦖 pickford, will have a blinder to try and put a spanner 🔧 in the works to stop us qualifyin’!

Hopefully Alexander the Great (Isak) and Kieran Trippier are fit enough to retorn, after missin oot at The Arse last week in wor undersorved 1-0 defeat!

But sadly Joelinton iz oot and won’t feature!

The worst case scenario iz that we fail to beat The Toffee Noses and those below us win, we will end up in The Europa Leegue instead! A competition that iz much easier to win (Ask 17th place Sporz), than The Champions Leegue, where we will dee well to reach the knockoot stage!

Anyway!— we will be in Europe one way or the other and hopefully the ‘big one’

NUFC will be wearin’ wor new strip on Sunday!⬇️

Unbelievably, wor game iz NOT on Sky or TNT, so The Toon won’t be az chocker az usual, with fans unable to get tickets, watchin’ the match in bars and clubs!—Instead many will be in their own hooses with their ‘pirate’ 🏴‍☠️ ‘Fire🔥sticks’ 🦯 at the ready, to watch the game! (Crates of booze at the ready!🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 )

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here sometime on Munday! (Lets hope it’s a ‘good’in!🙏🏻)

Footnote:

Accordin’ to wor local rag, Evatin’z final ever home game will be against us at Goodison Park and NOT SJP!