NUFC THE INVISIBLE TOP SIX CLUB!

 Posted '8:16pm bells'🕭Wedinzday 14th May 2025

AZ IT STANDZ AFTER 36 GAMES 

OOT OF 38

1 Livaapool 83 pts Goal difference +46

2 The Arse 68 pts  Goal difference +33

3 The Invisible! 66 pts  Goal difference +23

4 Man City 65 pts  Goal difference +24  

5 Chelseee 63 pts  Goal difference +19

6 Villa 63 pts  Goal difference +7

7 Forest 62 pts  Goal difference +12

"Arsenal are set to finish in second place in the Premier League!"--So say Sky Sports News, completleee forgettin' that if The Toon beat them on Sunday, then WE will be in second place!

And then the Arseholes manager Nikel Arteta says that hiz team hazzint been beaten off a 'top six' side for two years!---Despite thord placed NUFC beatin' them THREE times alone this season!

When Arteta and Sky look at the Premyaa Leegue table then the team currently in thord place are erased from the table!---The INVISIBLE!

Its a busy weekend with Villa forced to change their home game v Sporz to Friday neet by The Premyaa Leegue hieracy and aalso Chelseee are playin' Moan U az well! (Man City are in the FA Cup final v Palliss on Saturday)

The scenario iz this:

If both Villa and Chelseee win then they will be on equal points with us!----Draws will mean that they will be two points behind us!----Defeats meenz that NUFC will qualify for The Champions Leegue, az both the above will have just one game left with inferior goal differences and goals scored, compared to us and of course Forest, with a slight chance of qualifyin in 7th place, play Chelseee on the last day of the season!---so one of them or both will drop points!---meeenin that we can finish nee lower than sixth place, which would guarentee a place in The Europa Leegue----a competition that we could easily win!

Whereaz The Champions Leegue would be ten times harder to win! 

It will be a very interestin' three days indeed!