Posted '8:17pm bells 🕭' Munday 19th May 2025
“LAST CHANCE SALOON!—COMIN’ SOON!”
With the race for Champions Leegue places hottin' up, it woz vital that we put up a good show at The Emirates---and we did, in the forst half at least!
The sequence of events were az follows:
NUFC attacked the north end of the groond in the forst half, which iz opposite were the Toon fans were housed!
6th minute: Bruno haz a shot, which iz saves by Raya in The Arses goal!
11th minute: Tino Livramento haz a right footed shot from inside the box from an Anthony Gordon pass, but hiz shot iz saved by Raya!
11th minute: Just seconds after this, Tonali haz a shot from ootside the box, but its blocked by a defender!
16th minute: Harvey Barnes shoots from ootside the box after a Godon through baall, but again the shot iz blocked!
17th minute: Dan Burn gets in on the act and hiz heeder iz saved!
17th minute: The Toon are on fire, but we just cant get the baall into the back of the net, az Sven Botman hz a shot which yet again iz blocked!
38th minute: Another shot iz blocked when Harvey Barnes shoots towards goal!---Their goalie iz havin a blinder!---Will we ever score in this game?
Second half, 52nd minute: The Arse start to wake up and against the run of play they score after a bad misstayk by Gordon. He loses possesion to Saka who threads a baall to Odergaard--he find Declan Rice and he hits a sweet shot from ootside the box with The Pope in The Toon goal unable to stop the baall enterin' the net in the bottom far corner! 1-0 to them!
We simply went off the boil after this, and struggled to contain them, although we did have chances near the end to level things!
Az the game entered stoppage time, the home fans whistled frantically for the full time whistle!
Just before the final throws of the game, 'The Pope' came up for a corner, in a desperate bid for the equaliser! A meleee ensued from the corner kick az the players went for the baall and Raya landed poleaxed on the groond!
The ref then blew for full time, meanin that we simply MUST win wor final game of the season at SJP against Evaatin next Sunday to claim a Champions Leegue spot, with 5 teams in the race for the 3 remainin places!
IF we win then we will DEFINATLY finish in 3rd or 4th position, az we have a superior goal difference to Villa, Forest and Chelsee -(Forest play Chelsee on the final day, so one of them (or both, if its a draw), will drop points!)--- See how tight the table iz below!----The last chance saloon---comin soon!
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Attendance: 60,160 (3,000 Toon fans!)
*100 NOT OOT!
The final away game of the season--and we clocked up wor 100th different booze bar in ‘norf Landan’
We visited 5 drinkin dens in total, 4 of which we haddint been tee this season!
The 100th and last one woz an Arseholes bar caalled The Blackstock on Seven Sisters Road in Islington, London
This iz the 3rd season in a row that we have ‘dun the ton’, havin visited 96 different ones before Sunday’s game!
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