Saturday, 5 February 2011

THE TOON 4 ! THE ARSE 4 !

Attendance (at start!) 51,561 (3,500 from 'The Arse') Attendance (at end!) 46,560!

"A GAME OF TWO HALF'S----YIH NOT F*****' KIDDIN' MATE!"

Forst half:
"YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO HOME!"

41 seconds: Walcott put's the visitors in front before many fans had even taken their seats!

2nd minute: 2-0 to The Arse (Djourou) and their fans start singin'---"You might as well go home!" 
'Fawlty Towers' who was sittin' next to me took this to mean HIM! and off he went in the direction of 'The Companions Club' in Leazes Park Road! (a new world and aallcomers record for leavin' before the end of the match!) (Attendance at this point: 51,560!)

10th minute: Van Persie adds a thord and a cricket score now looks on the cards---this results in three kiddaz in front of me leavin' their seats alang with 997 more from other parts of the groond! (Attendance at this point: 50,560!)

26th minute: Van Persie gets his 2nd and 'The Arses' 4th ----'Q' mass exordisss of a forther 1,000 or so! (Attendance at this point: 49,560!)

Second half:
A forther 3,000 or so heed for the exits before the restart, fearin' the worst! (that's 5,001 who had p****d off so far!)
(Attendance at the start of the second half: 46,560)


"THE COMEBACK OF AAALLL COMEBACKS!"

50th minute: The tornin' point of the game as Diaby is sent off for the visitors afta pushin' Joey Barton in the back of the heed

68th minute: A penalty for The Toon convorted by Joey Barton (1-4)

73rd minute: Leon Best scores, but the goal is ruled 'offside'! (later proved in TV replays to be 'onside'!)  

75th minute: Leon Best toe pokes in for us but this time the ref gives it! (2-4) 

83rd minute: Anotha penalty to us, again convorted by Joey (3-4)

87th minute: Wots left of the crowd gan wild as Tiote hits a thorty yard screamer into the corner of the net and is 'engulfed' by delirious Toon players! (4-4!) (shud have been 5-4 with the 'offside goal!)

The Arsenal fans look on in total bewilderment from Level 7 of The Leazes End---"You might as well go home lads and lasses!" ("Ha!-Ha!-Ha!") 


The 'Match of the Day' team said it aall later on:
 "It was the comeback of all comeback in Premier League history!"-----
"YI NOT F*****' KIDDIN' MATE!"

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