News reaches 'The Geordie Times' that a 10 year season ticket price freeeze is to be offered to current season ticket holders.
Yih have the option of cancellin' each year, but if yih divvint cancel or forget!---(or!-- 'pop yih clogs' in the meantime!) yih money WILL automatically be taken oot of your piggy bank!---pronto!
SO!----if yih have a fatal heart attack watchin' 'The Toon' (very likely!) and gan to that great 'Level 7 Heaven' in the sky, mek sure yih cancel it!---or! yi'll end up payin' for your seat til 2022!
|"I've been dead for 5 years!---Howay the lads!"|
(Somewhere in the upper reaches of 'level 7'---
a 'DIE'-hard '10 year' season ticket holder!--