Thursday, 7 February 2013

'LLAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER' SPEAKS! "ANOTHER 20 YEARS OF 'I BEG YOUR PARDEW'!!!"

Posted '5:10pm bells' Thorsday 7th February 2013

EIGHT PAGES! of toneets 'Ronny-Gill' are devoted to an interview with wor 'beloved' MD? known affectionateleee to Toon fans az 'Llambs to the Slaughter'!
We're NOT gannin to re-type aall of it<(it wud tek tooo lang anyway!) but have picked the main bits oot for the benefit of thoze of yoo 'exiles' who live ootside the area or are from owerseas and cannit access the local papers!

Llambs to the Slaughter: "If we are relegated we'll have put ourselves back three or four years!"
"That's not what the fans want!---DO they want to go to Barnsley again?" <(Not f*****' likely!)

ON THE FANS
"The intimidating fortress of St James' Park will be vital in the fight to ensure survival!---That's what happened against Chelsea when poor Petr Cech(their goalie) said afterwards!": "I have never heard noise like it in my life when Newcastle scored, this place is unbelievable!"

ON WOR MANAGER
 "Do we want to find  a situation when we have a manager for 15 or 20 years?- absolutely!"<(Wot!---anotha TWENTY YEARS of ''I Beg Your Pardew'!?)

ON THE FANS AGAIN!
"Not many clubs can boast a whopping 45,000 members during the global economic crisis and we want to fill the stadium for the final six league games with discounted ticket prices!"<(lettin' new fans buy discoonted tickets for az little az £110 for the last six games (£18.33 per game) iz hardly fair on current season ticket holders who fork oot £500 plus a season, Llambzy! (at least £26.31 per game!)

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