|"WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF 'FUN'CHAL!"|
'ESTADIO DOS BARREIROS' (PORTUGUESE)---OR!---
'THE 'DOSS HOOSE' STADIUM' (GEORDIE TRANSLATION!)
Maritimo away tickets for next Thorsday neet in Madeira gan on sale today to season ticket holders @ £18 from the NUFC ticket office. (ne reductions for bairns or zimmerframeites!)
'Tickets' will be in the form of a voocher which haz to be exchanged for a 'propa' ticket @ the Maritimo ticket office in Funchal, when yi (eventually!) get there!
(Tickets will be issued between '5 and 7 bells' before the match)