EUROPEAN QUALIFICATION---AZ IT STANDS!

Updated '9:55pm bells' Tuesday 8th May 2012

THE AMSTERDAM ARENA---"WILL WE BE HERE IN MAY 2013???"
(WHERE THE EUROPA LEAGUE FINAL IZ BEIN' PLAYED!)
"OR!---IZ THIS 'WISHFUL THINKIN'-PERHAPS!???"

Results ower the weekend mean that we must now win wor last game away to 'The Toffee Noses of Everton' next Sunday to have any chance of qualifyin' for the Champions League.
This will now anly happen if we win and eetha 'The Arse' lose their final game away to WBA, or! Spors drop at least two points at home to 'The Jackson Jivers of Fulham'

'The OAPs of Chelski', meeenwhile, lost 4-1 away to 'The Liverbirds' toneet and cannot now finish above us!


THE PREMYA LEEGUE---AZ IT STANDS @ '9:55pm bells' Tuesday
(4 Champions League places and 3 Europa League places up for grabs!)


1 The Blue Moonies---
played 37---points 86---goal difference +63--- Champions League place guaranteed

2 The Cockney Reds of Salford---
played 37---points 86---goal difference +55---
Champions League place guaranteed

3 The Arse---
played 37---points 67---goal difference +24--- Champions League? or Europa League?

4 Happy Harry's Hotspors---
played 37---points 66---goal difference +23---
Champions League? or Europa League?

5 THE TOON---
played 37---points 65---goal difference +7---
Europa League? or Champions League?

6 The Kings Road OAPs of Chelski---
played 37---points 61---goal difference +18---
Europa League? or Champions League? (cannit now finish above The Toon and can anly qualify for The Champions League if they win the final in Munich!)

7 The Toffee Noses---
played 37---points 53---goal difference +8--- 
cannit qualify for Europa League or Champions League

8 The Liverbirds---
played 37---points 52---goal difference +8---
Europa League qualifiers by virtue of winnin' the League Cup---cannit qualify for the Champions League