HORRAY!----ANOTHER 'AMANDA' ACTUALLY LIKES US AZ WELL!

 Posted 1:00pm bells' Tuesday 15th March 2022

AMANDA MILLING MP

*MP WELCOMES THE TAKEOWER OF NUFC

CHELSKI (for now!) 1 THE TOON 0 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2021-2022

 Posted from '5:47 pm bells' on the train back from London, Sunday 13th March 2022---Updated 'high noon bells' Munday

"WE WOZ ROBBED!"

A Chelski goal in the 89th minute broke wor hearts az their goalscorer Havertz shud have been sent off just  in the forst half after a blatant elbow on Dan Burn!

Another blatant decision not to give a penalty to NUFC when Jacob Murphy had hiz shirt pulled and woz then tripped in the box in the 2nd period az we attacked The Mathew Harding Stand, opposite where the 3,000 Toon fans were housed in The Shed End (see top photo!)

Just why both decisions didn't gan to VAR iz a complete mystery to everybody in the groond???

Woz Stevie Wonder dein the VAR in Blechley Park, perhaps???

(More to follow on aall this when we eventually get back on the 'snail train' from King's Cross!)

Updated Munday

NUFC started the game off well in an even forst half when the elbow incident happened 40 minutes into the game!---Referee Cootes produced a yellow card and VAR ref Brookes incredibly agreed that it woz 'reckless' and not 'violent'!----??????

Then in the 2nd half the penalty incident in the 58th minute, that even blind pop star Stevie Wonder would have seen woz NOT seen by eethaa Cootes or Brooks!??? (spec savers dee a canny deal lads!)

We held wor own after this with a fantastic rear guard defence but Havertz woz quicker than Dan Burn to the baall and fired the baall ower the goal line!

*We really thought that we had held Chelski for the forst time in 10 previous Premyaa Leegue and cup visits--but the late goal shattered that!

Throughoot the game The Toon fans taunted the home fans aboot their plight with chants of: "Chelsea's skint and The  Mags are rich!"---"The Geordie Boys are on a bender!--Chelsea are a war offender!"--- and more ominously!--- "MIKE ASHLEY!--HE'S COMING FOR YOU!"  

A TOON FAN WAVES A BLUE N YELLOW UKRAINE FLAG TO TAUNT THE CHELSKI FANS AT THE SEGREGATION FENCE!

This woz wor forst Leegue defeat since before Xmas, but NUFC can take great credit for this battlin performance!

We eventually got back to The Toon at '10:00pm bells' after 4 days travellin to London and Sooothampton and back on 6 trains in total and some 1,300 miles and 20 hours travellin time, to boot!

Attendance: 40,026 (3,000 Toon fans) (After us, aall away fans are barred because of the sanctions!) 

*It's another train jorney, to Liverpoool, to face Evaatin this time on Thorzday, where we play wor 3rd away game in a row in little more than a week!----A 'mini break' then takes place next weekend, where I promise yoo, I won't be travellin anywhere to watch a game---I need a rest from trains! (and away games!)

*The pre match gargels on the neet before and on the day of the Chelski game took place in various locations in London!

BELIEVE IT OR NOT THE ABOVE PICS ARE FROM A BOOZER CAALLED 'THE BOOT'!

 

*The post match gargels took place at King's Cross, before catchin' the train yem!

And from social media!---Even the official Chelski website agrees with us!

CHELSKI (for now) v THE TOON **** TOMORROW AFTERNOOON!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Saturday 12th March 2022

THE LAST TIME TOON FANS WERE HERE IN OCTOBER 2019

*NUFC LOST 1-0  

(LAST SEASON IT WOZ A 2-0 LOSS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS BECAUSE OF THE COVID LOCK OOTS!)

The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers are off on wor travels again today----just a day after gettin' back from Sooothampton, az we are heedin south again for wor game v Chelski at Stamford Bridge! (The kick off time of '2:00 bells' makes it impossible to get to west London by train from The Toon, for the start!)

Of course we naa what haz happened in the last couple of day with their Russian owner sanctioned because of hiz friendship with Putin!

After tomorrow NEE away fans will be allowed into Stamford Bridge, which meeenz that we are the lucky ones who bought match tickets before the sanctions began! (The Toon will have 3,000 fans in the away corner)

Brentfaad, (who play 'just alang the road' from Chelsea) are sweatin' az to wethaa any of their fans can get in, az they play there after us!---A few tickets have been sold, but Brentfaad divvint naa for certain wethaa they will be allowed to attend?---whereaz Toon fans 'CAN'!

Anly the 28,000 Chelski season ticket holders will be allowed to attend future home games with NEE tickets for casual fans, or away tickets for their fans! (Thought they would have had more season ticket holders than that!)

It's a crazy situation, and it will be interestin to say the least how Toon fans react to their predicament!  "WHERE'S YOUR RUSSIAN GONE!?"---iz a predicted chant for example!

Can we get at least a draw to keep wor unbeaten run gannin?, which now stretches to NINE games! (Wor last away loss woz before Xmas at Liverpoool---a 3-1 loss)

Anyway!----A Geordie Times match report will be attempted on mee mobile 'telling bone' on the train yem! (like on the way back from Sooothampton!)----So expect plenty of errrors and misstayks az the train rocks alang the tracks!

Failing that, the match report will appear sometime on Munday mornin'?

Az per usual  "Watch this space!"

THE SIMON TEMPLAR MOB OF SOOOTHAMPTON 1 THE TOON 2 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2021-2022

 Posted from 5:55am bells' onwards, on the trains back, Friday 11th March 2022

BRUNO'S SPECTACULAR BACK HEEL VOLLEY WINNIN GOAL!

THE TOON ARE IN THE AALL LIGHT BLUE STRIP

*"THE INJUSTICE OF IT ALL!"🤣👍

Before the game Sooothamton manager Ralf Hasslewhinger(or whatever he's caalled?) said that NUFC shouldn't be allowed to play any players signed in the transfor window az the original game woz caalled off on January 2nd coz some Toon players had Covid19!

And guess wot happened?

After the home side had opened the scorin through Stuart Armstrong in the 25th minute, up popped January signing Chris Wood to climb above the Sooothampton defence 5 mins later, to equalise with a powerful heeder from a Shelvey cross at the far end from the 3,300 travellin faithful!

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*A few more chances for both sides followed, and we went in aall square at the break!

*The 2nd half started az NUFC kicked towards wor own fans and then the big moment of the game happened when Bruno back heeled an exquisite (we naa aall the big words!) baall into the net in the 52nd minute from a Dan Burn heeer, to send The Toon fans crazy with delight behind that goal!

And guess what??? Brazilian Bruno woz a January singing az well!

Ralf Hasslewhinger woz NOT a happy bunny!🐇

After intense pressure from 'The Simon Templar Mob', we somehow survived the onslaught and took aall 3 valuable points to move us to 31 points and 10 above 3rd bottom Bornley!

The Toon players celebrate with the fans and in the dressing room after rhe game!

Leeedz, Nohrich and Wotfaad aall lost to make it  porfect day on the soooth Coast!

That's 9 Premyaa Leegue games unbeaten now under Eddie Howe, who must take great credit for wor uptorn in form!

Happy days indeed!🤪👍

*Explanation: 'The Saint' woz a cult TV series in the 1960s, starrin Roger Moore az Simon Templar---Sooothampton's nickname iz of course 'The Saints'----Hence 'The Simon Templar Mob'!

The pre match 'gargels' took place here!

The Whiskey Blue Bar woz great, apart from the red n white striped drinkin straws!

The post match celebrations took place here!

*Just been annoonced at 'high noon bells'

Just got yem after a 6 hour jorney back from Sooothampton: Eddie Howe haz deservedly won the manager of the month award for February!🤪👍👏

SOOOTHAMPTON v THE TOON **** TOMORROW NEET

 Posted 'high noon bells' Wedinzday 9th March 2022

MARCH 2020---THE LAST TIME TOON FANS WERE AT ST. MARY'S                  (WE WON 1-0 WITH SAINT MAX SCORIN WOR GOAL!)

Tomorrow sees the start of a hectic week followin NUFC az we have 3 away games in that period!

Forst we are off to Sooothampton tomorrow by train via London and then back on Friday afternoon (The Toon to King's Cross and then Waterloo to Sooothampton and then the same in reverse!)----away again on Saturday afternoon to Chelski in west London and back again on Sunday neet!---Then the followin Thorzday we must travel by train to Liverpoool, where we play Evaatin at Goodison Park and back again on Friday afternooon!

Thats 3 owerneet stays in Sooothampton, London and Liverpoool in that time and of course at great expense! And 8 trains in total!

The Geordie Times will try to dee a match report on the Sooothampton game on mee mobile tellin bone, on the train back, so expect plenty of errrors and misstayks!----If thats not possible coz the trains are chocker, aa will endeavor to dee it on mee laptop when aa get yem!

So pleeeze, bare with me!

Cheers!

Fink (the mad-sad groundhopper!)

NUFC FIVE STAR ***** FORM TABLE!

 Posted just after 'high noon bells' Munday 7th March 2022

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The current form guide for the last 6 games puts NUFC in 2nd place behind The Liverbirds with FIVE wins and ONE draw!

Nearly aall the results went wor way ower the weekend and we can anly hope that it continues tooneet when Sporz take on The Toffee Noses of Evaatin in 'norf Landan' (A home win pleeeze!) Update: Sporz won 5-0!

We are NOT oot of the woods yet!---and the next 4 games, which are aall away, will be pivitol in wor bid to avoid 3rd bottom place!

Sooothampton on Thorzday, Chelski on Sunday, Evaatin the followin' Thorzday and Sporz at the beginnin of April!

Wor form guide for the last 8, 10 and 12 games are aalso very good az well!  NUFC havvint lost a Premyaa Leegue game since Man City beat us 4-0 at SJP on December 19th!----thats ower 11 weeks ago or 78 days!

"HAPPIER DAYS INDEEED!"

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THE TOON 2 'NEE WHERE NEAR' BRIGHTIN 1 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2021-2022

 Posted 'high noon bells' Sunday 6th February er sorry March  2022

"AFTER 9 PREVIOUS ATTEMPS WE BEAT BRIGHTIN AT LAST IN A TOP FLIGHT GAME"

A hard fought victory ower a determined Brightin side lifts NUFC to 28 points and 7 clear of Bornley in the last relegation place!

It wasnt an eazy victory by any meeenz az Brightin shud have been aheed at half time, but were 2 goals doon thanx to Ryan Fraser and Fabian Schar in a 2 minute period orly in the forst half!

A through baall by Chris Wood to Jacob Murphy split the Seagulls defence and he ran through to hit the left hand post!---The baall rebounded to Fraser and he fired home to put us 1-0 up in the 12th minute at The Leazes End!---Shell shocked Brightin then conceded a 2nd in the 14th minute, when Ryan Fraser sent ower a free kick and Fabian Schar rose above their defence to heed home and sent the vast majority of the 52,000 crowd wild with delight! (Brightin had a followin of 1,500)

But there were many scares az we just couldnt stop them from creatin several chances and there were quite a few near misses at The Gallowgate End before and after wor goals!

The 2nd half woz dominated by them again, az they went for 'the jugular' and eventually their persistence paid off, when a corner in the 55th minute foond an unmarked Lewis Dunk and he heed past Debravka in The Toon goal to half the deficit!

It looked certain that they would get an equaliser az Toon fans chewed their finger nails and pulled their hair oot!---But somehow we held oot and there woz aall roond relief when the ref blew for full time to loud cheers for the relieved crowd!

The stats say that Brightin had ower 70% possession  and they definitely shud have got sommik from the game---but thankfully DIDN'T!-----Playin' below par and winnin' iz the things good teams dee and 4 months ago we would surely have lost this game with Brucey in charge!

We are unbeaten in wor last 8 Prem games and have won 5 oot of the last 6! Happy days!

Nohrich and Bornley both lost heavily and Wotfaad divvint play til today----Its lookin much better with a 7 points gap, but we now have FOWER (4) away games 'off the belt' before we are on home soil again!-----ie: NUFC still need anothaa 10 points to make sure of safety!----Sooothampton are next away on Thorzday and then Chelski away on Sunday, Evaatin away the followin Thorzday and finally Sporz away at the beginnin of April!

Happy fans leave the groond!

PS: Before the game, az woz waalkin alang Stowell Street (near SJP) when aa felt sommik on mee Toon hat!---Aa put mee hand on mee heed to find some bird had shit on me!-----Aa took mee hat off to try to clean the shit off with a bit of tissue paper, but couldnt get it completely off, so torned it inside oot and put it in a carrier bag aa had in mee pocket!----Havvint a clue if it woz a 'seagull' who dropped the contents of its arse on me, but it definitely woz a lucky omen!

It's in the washin machine az we speak!  

The Bodega after the match!  We'd had a canny few pints by '7 bells'! "Hic!"

 

THE TOON v 'NEE WHERE NEAR' BRIGHTIN *** TOMORROW AFTERNOOON!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Friday 4th March 2022

Forst of aall, can we say that we feel for the people of Ukraine, who have been forced to flee their country by Russian aggression! (Ower a million so far!)

NUFC have played 3 times in Ukraine in European competitions, twice in Kiev and once in Karkiv!

It's hard to believe that both those places that we have been tee, to watch The Toon, have been bombarded and reduced to rubble and wor hearts gan oot to aall Ukrainians!

A 'Geordie Times' match report on forst visits to both Dynamo Kiev (ground 158) and Karkiv (ground 297) can be foond in the right hand column under 'Archive grounds match report list'

Tomorrow at SJP we face a Brightin team that are on a bad run and so hopefully we can pick up the 3 points to steer us clear of the relegation zone!----We are still anly 4 points above Bornley in 3rd bottom place, but they lost in midweek against Lestaa and have now played aall their games in hand that they had ower us!

In the current 'form table' NUFC are 2nd anly to Liverpoool ower the last 6 games, while Brightin lie in 16th place!

*Amazingly, this will be wor 10th meetin' with Brightin in the top flight and we have yet to beat them!!! (5 draws, 4 defeats!) So its aboot time we did!!!

Callum Wilson and Kieran Trippier are both still 'crocked', but Saint Maximin will hopefully be in the startin line up at the '3:00 bells' kick off time!

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here sometime on Sunday---SO!---az per usual---"Watch this space!"

PS: We say 'Ne where Near' Brightin, coz their groond iz 'nee where near Brightin', which iz 6 miles distant!