Saturday, 9 October 2021

351 seagrave training ground, seagrave (v leicester u18s)

 Ground Number 351

Date of First Visit: 8th October 2021

Seagrave Training Ground, Seagrave (Pitch 2)


Leicester City U18s  3

The Richest Club in the World U18s  1 


FA Premier League Cup

Attendance: 100ish, includin' 4 'extreme' NUFC mad-sad  groundhoppers!

Plus 3 Sky Divers owerheed!



"AFTER THE LORD MAYOR'S SHOW!"

The day after wor unbelievable takeower by the PIF, when we became the richest futbaall club in the world, we were off to deepest Leicestershire to watch wor U18s in action!

The 4 'extreme saddos' who travelled doon were 'Biffa the Beer', 'Glennn from Ashington', 'Blondie Alan the Morris Dancer' and not so 'little old me'!

This iz extreme groundhoppin' for certain, a roond trip of ower 360 miles to watch a game on a field in the middle of nee where!

Or in this case a field in a fantastic state of the art trainin' complex with numerous floodlit pitches, and an indoor pitch, exactly the same size az Lestaa'z King Power Stadium pitch !  

(With 'The Fat Controller' in charge, we could anly dream of trainin' facilities like this!---But now with PIF in charge, this 'dream' can become reality!)

We got there orly in mee 'canny tranny', despite bein' stuck in a traffic jam on A1 near Newark for nearly an hour because of an accident!

There woz indeed time for a quick 'gargel' at a nearby village caalled Barrow on Soar in 'The Three Crowns' boozer---the anly one we could find open for miles!

"SANCTUARY!"

It woz soon time to heed for the complex and the forst thing we looked for woz an ambulance---NOT because one of us had taken ill, but because wor U18s game v Lestaa U18s had to be cancelled last month because nee ambulance had torned up! (Compulsary for an U18s game to gan aheed!)

Thankfully, there WOZ one present az we arrived in the car park and so the game, this time, could indeed, be played!

"GAME ON!"

Before the match aa bumped into an old school friend caalled Micky, who aa went to school with from the age of 5-- and he told me that 2 of hiz grandkids were playin for The Toon, namely wor number 8 Jamie Miley and hiz bruvva Lewis Miley who wore the number 10 shirt!



The game kicked off under the floodlights and straight away the Toon's youngins went for goal, az we attacked the (wait for it)--- 'The Emergency Ambulance End' (where the ambulance woz parked!)

SPOT THE AMBULANCE!?

Despite havin most of the play, we were unable to make the breakthrough and we went in goal-less at the break!

Against the run of play the home side took the lead in the 54th minute when a Javid shot woz deflected past Banda in the toon goal

Their lead woz doubled just 3 minutes later when Cover finished from 5 yards oot!

A few moments later and in the distance above the indoor pitch at the end we were attackin', 3 sky divers were performin' stunts in their parachutes az we watched on!


SPOT THE SKY DIVERS!?

At this point we equalised through wor number 9 Michael Ndiweni, who lashed the baall into the net from 10 yards oot at the now renamed (wait for it!)  'Parachute Sky Divers End'!

A VIEW TO DIE FOR!---THE FANTASTIC INDOOR TRAININ' PITCH
THE SKY'S THE LIMIT FOR NUFC NOW!

We had more chances to equalise through Lewis Miley, but alas it wornt to be, az Lestaa scored just before the end when Butterfill fired in their 3rd goal to end wor interest in the competition!



Put simply, wor youngins didnt desorve to lose this game, but goals mean prizes and progression to the next roond! 







PS: In answer to a Geordie Times reader, spectators were admitted withoot any checks.



Friday, 8 October 2021

WOR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!

 Posted '1:00am bells' Friday 8th October 2021🙏



Yesterday woz a momentous day in NUFCs history!

The day we became the richest club in the world when the PIF took control!




The day we got rid of 'The Fat Controller' and hiz minnion 'Penfold' after 14 years of abject misery and 2 relegations!






The day we got wor club back!



Thursday, 7 October 2021

"WOT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES!"

 Posted '3:22am bells' Thorzday 7th October 2021

SKY SPORTS NEWS '3:02 AM BELLS' THORZDAY, MAIN STORY

The 6th of October 2021 iz a day that aall NUFC fans will NOT forget, for this woz the day we were told that the Saudi takeower would finally happen!----This news came completely out of the blue to me, az a drove mee truck doon the M1---A  break stop at Woolley Edge sorvices showed that aa had at least 10 Whatsapp messages on mee phone, tellin' me that the takeower woz nearly done and dusted!

Just wot today will bring iz mind bogglin' and at last (hopefully!) we will have wor club back at last!🙏

Much more will nee doubt be revealed later on, but for now a'm off to beddy byes for a much needed kip!

Az per usual "Watch this space!"  "ZZZZZzzzzz!!!!!"

Wednesday, 6 October 2021

214 (revisited) wetherby road, harrogate

 Ground number 214 revisited

Date of this Visit: 5th October 2021

Wetherby Road, Harrogate

Harrogate Town 2

Newcastle United U21s  0

EFL Trophy group stage

Attendance: 980 (58 Toon fans) (I guessed 55!)

(Plus a gadgie on the roof of the stand behind the right hand goal from us!)                                                                           🢃



"NINE IN A ROW!"

Mee forst visit here woz 19 years ago in 2002 for a NUFC X1 friendly against then non leegue Harrogate!

Az this woz a competitive game aa decided to dee it again when wor U21s were in action v Harrogate's forst team! (Wor forst ever against them)

The day started off with torrential rain and aa had visions of the game being caalled because of a waaterlogged pitch!

Aa had a look at Harrogate's Twitter feed but the game woz on, according to that!

So it woz off to The Toon to cadge a lift off Sarnie Steve, but not before a few liquid lubrications in The Junction, The 5 Swans and The Town Mouse boozers!


 Big Al (NOT the sheet metal workers son!) and Glennn from Ashington were there!

We were soon on wor way to Yorkshire, alang with International Russcue and Blondie Alan the Morris Dancer!

Anyway! We were soon in Harrogate where the rain and wind had eased off a bit and we heeded to a real ale bar caalled The Tap for the pre match liquid refreshments!




It woz then onwards to the groond on Wetherby Road for the '7:45 bells' kick off!

By the time the game kicked off the weather on Wetherby Road had deteriated and heavy rain and high winds lashed the smaall groond!

"THE FLOODLIGHTS ARE FLOODED!"

We took shelter underneath a terraced stand near the halfway line az the game started!

Straight away the home side made inroads to The Toon's defence az they attacked 'The Harrogate District Hospital End' (Aye there's a hospital behind that goal!) and within 6 minutes they had taken the lead after massive defensive errors by goalie Gillespie and  defender Wigget, let in Kerry who had the simple task of slotting the baall into the unguarded net!



The Toon were attackin 'The Privet Hedge End' (see hedge behind stand) but the anly effort we could muster woz a 25yard shot by Anderson, which went narrowly ower the cross bar!

Harrogate doubled their lead bang on half time with a great shot across the box by Orsi, which gave Gillespie in The Toon goal nee chance!

THE HARROGATE DISTRICT HOSPITAL IZ BEHIND THE GOAL

The 2nd half started off with the rain and wind gettin worse and the players foond it hard to control the baall!



We played a bit better in this half and had several corners at 'The Hospital End', but couldn't make the breakthrough!

The 2-0 loss woz wor ninth defeat in a row in this competition, which just aboot sums up just how infective wor young resorve team are against the forst teams of lower leegue clubs! (Other results mean we couldn't progress to the knockoot stage!)


After the match we heeded back to the car and were like drowned rats when we got in!

The jorney back up the A1M woz uneventful, apart from a half hour delay near Bowburn due to a car which had caught fire and woz completely burnt oot!--And 'burn oot' iz probably the right words to sum us up! ---Full stop⏺

Monday, 4 October 2021

THE TOON U23s 4 THE SMOGGIES U23s 1 **** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2 (Last Friday!)

 Posted '1:12pm bells' Munday 4th October 2021

PICTURE OF THE MILBURN STAND FROM THE EAST  STAND LOWER TIER

It's a bit late, but here iz a brief match report and pix from wor U23s 4-1 win last Friday against 'The Smog Monsters of Teesside' at SJP!

(This IZ The Geordie Times after aall!---Wot did yoo expect???)

THE TOON ATTACK THE LEAZES END!

*20th minute: A Jack Young cross iz heeded in by Charlie Wiggett at The Leazes End, where 17 Smoggie fans were seated in part of the lower tier!


SPOT THE SMOGGIES!

HT 1-0 to 'us'!

55th minute: Elliot Anderson scores from the penalty spot at The Gallowgate End! (2-0)

58th minute: A Dylan Stephenson shot puts us 3-0 up!

ACTION AT THE GALLOWGATE END IN THE 2nd HALF!

61st minute: Issac Fletcher pulls one back for wor visitor with a loopin heeder ower Jack Langley in the Toon goal (3-1)

90th minute: The best goal of the game scored by Cain Sykes, who divorted a cross by Adam Wilson into hiz OWN NET to put us 4-1 up!



FT 4-1 to NUFC to end a 5 game losin' streak!

Attendance: 752 includin' those 17 Smoggie diehards behind the Leazes goal!

*How times have changed!---When Keegan woz in charge, we played some of wor 2nd string games at Kingston Park on the ootskirts of The Toon

Ower 4,000 attended the forst ever game there, and now we can't even get 1,000 to wor city centre stadium!


PS: Wor U21s are in action at Harrogate tomorrow evenin' in the EFL trophy ' and The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers will be there in force! (aall 10 of us!)

Most of us have been there before aboot 18 years ago for a forst team friendly, when Harrogate were a non leegue club!

It shud be noted that yoo must buy your tickets online from Harrogate and NEE one will be admitted withoot an E ticket on your phone!

Nee E ticket--- Nee entry!  ie NEE cash sales on the gate! (Wots the world comin tee???)

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here!---Eventually!

Sunday, 3 October 2021

WOLVERHAMPTON WANABEEZ 2 THE TOON 1 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2021-22

 Posted from 'high noon bells' onwards, Sunday 3rd October 2021

"WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN(S)!"💩

(In more ways than one!)

The Geordie Times said in wor match preview that Wolves hadn't scored a home goal so far this season!  And predicted that they would against wor leaky defence!---And that's exactly wot happened at Molineux yesterday!


'JARRA' IZ GEORDIE SLANG FOR JARROW, SOOTH TYNESIDE

We were truly shockin in this 2-1 defeat az the rain lashed doon, with the anly highlight being sub Hendrick's 30 yard piledriver to level the scores at 1-1 in the forst half!



However, wor goalie Karl Darlow failed to stop a shot to hiz nearside post in the forst half and a farside post shot in the second, so we ended up pointless and 2nd bottom of the table, having failed to win ANY of wor games so far this season!



Put it simply, we will surly gan doon if we keep 'Broken Nose Bruce' az heed coach!

The anly shot we had on goal  woz Hendrick's strike and a Saint- Maximin effort in the 2nd half, which woz blocked by their keeper!

After the match Brucey said that he couldn't remember goalie Darlow havin saved a shot in the entire game!

That woz because he couldn't get anywhere near the 2 Wolves goals, Steve!

Wolves wornt very good eethaa, so wot does that say aboot WOR predicament???

We havvint got a clue wot the player on the right iz caalled, coz we hardly seen him aall match!


Attendance:30,000  (3,000 p*ssed off Toon fans!)





Much more to follow on aall this, later!

We went to Stafford for the pre match gargels (coz bars in Wolverhampton bar 'away fans'!) and Manchester afterwards! (To drown wor sorrows!)

*STAFFORD






The above iz a magnificent cinema convorted into a Wetherspoons bar!



*MANCHESTER




AND WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN!


BIG AL (NOT! the sheet metal workers son!) WOZ SHIT ON BY A PIGEON IN MANCHESTER TO ROUND OFF THE DAY!




Saturday, 2 October 2021

WOLVERHAMPTON WANABEEZ v THE TOON *** TODAY AT '3:00 BELLS'!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Saturday 2nd October 2021

THE LAST NUFC WERE AT MOLINEUX WOZ LAST SEASON, BEHIND CLOSED DOORS AND WE WATCHED IT IN A NEAR DESERTED ROSIE'S BAR NEAR SJP
 *** 1-1   (DARYL MURPHY'S GOAL IZ ON THE TELLY!) ***

WE are heedin to Wolves az we speak and are stoppin off at Stafford for the pre match gargels, az gettin pints of liquid lubrication in Wolverhampton iz not easy if yoo are an away supporter! (home fans only in most bars)

Stafford iz a short train ride away and we will send yoo pub crawl pix sometime on Sunday, when we get back!

We gan into this game, just above the drop zone and a 7 game winless start to the season!

Amazingly, Wolves have yet to score a solitary goal at home this season, in 3 Premyaa Leegue games (aall lost!)---so yoo can bet your bottom dollar that they will score against wor leaky defence!

The last 6 Premyaa Leegue games that we have played at Molineux have ended with 1 win to us and 5 1-1 draws!

We have sold wor 3,000 tickets, but they had to gan on general sale to sell oot! (A sign that some season ticket holder have given up aalready!)

Callum Wilson iz still crocked and iz badly missed up front, az withoot him in the side, we have managed to win just 2 Premyaa Leegue games oot of 15, withoot him! 

Shelvey, Dummett, Dubravka and Lascelles are aalso still crocked az well!

Another 1-1 draw looks the most likely outcome---but this IZ NUFC and anything could happen!???

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here on Sunday!


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