Saturday, 9 January 2021

THE ARSE v THE TOON *** FA CUP ***ON TEA TIME TELLY

 Posted 'high noon bells' Saturday 9th January 2021

THE MAYOR OF LONDON ISSUES A STARK WARNIN'!

LONDON IN LOCKDOON CRISIS---BUT IT'S OK FOR NUFC TO TRAVEL THERE!

One in thorty Londoners are infected by 'the bat out of hell' virus, yet elite futbaall in the capital city carries on?

NUFC play The Arse at The 'Em' in north London, which iz live on 'the BEEB' at '5:30 bells' this evenin'---and we hear that we are to play a virtual resorve side az a consequence of wor leegue position (ie: play a weakened team in the FA Cup and 'rest the 'best' for wor crucial leegue game away to Sheff U next Tuesday)

A full Geordie Times match report on the game will given via live updates from mee livin room's telly!

PS: Normally I would have dragged meesel oot of bed at '5 bells' this mornin to catch a train to King's Cross---and then onward via a London tube train to the groond!

Instead I got up at '5 bells' to drive mee truck to Redditch in Worcestershire, az I've been asked to gan to work at short notice!  

*I have scheduled this post to gan online at 'high noon bells'

I shud be back in good time for the kick off!

Friday, 8 January 2021

BRUCE DOES HAVE A PLAN 'B'!

 Posted '5:00pm bells' Friday 8th January 2021

News reaches The Geordie Times that wor manager is to change his tactics in an attempt to avoid the dreaded drop!

AND TOON FANS HAVE BEEN QUICK TO REPLY 





AND THE NORTHERN PREMYAA LEEGUE HAVE VOIDED THEIR SEASON FORTHWITH



Thursday, 7 January 2021

THE CUP THAT DOESN'T CHEER ANYMORE!

 Posted '10:44am bells' Thorzsay 7th January 2021

The last time NUFC won the FA Cup----66 years ago in 1955!


News that up to 11 changes may be made for wor FA Cup thord roond tie haz reached The Geordie Times!

This doesn't reeely suprize us az staying in the Premyaa Leegue iz wor top priority now!The FA Cup iz a shadow of wot it used to be in the 1960s when aa started gannin to games!

It woz THE domestic trophy to win, even better that the Leegue title at the time!

For example, when we lost to little Carlisle at SJP in the late 1960s a crowd of 56,500 plus torned up to witness it!

Yet average leegue crowds at that time were aroond aboot 36,000---20,000 less than for that cup tie!

Now the exact opposite happens and crowds at FA Cup ties at SJP are usually 20,000 less than for Leegue games! (That's when they decide to let us back in, like!?)


We are now reduced to teams puttin oot a resorve X1 so az not to sustain injuries to their star players for Leegue games!

This is how far this once mighty cup compitition, haz fallen in the peckin order!

If it's TRUE that NUFC will play a virtual resorve side then a hidin' is likely to take place at The Emitates Stadium against The Arse on Saturday! (Live on the Beeb at '5:30 bells'

The cup that doesn't 'cheer' for certain now!

Sunday, 3 January 2021

THE TOON V LESTAA *** LIVE UPDATES!

 Posted from 1:21 pm bells' onwards, Sunday 3rd January 2021


Geordie Times predictions: NUFC 33% possession and 4 shots on target! (We never predict score!)

*Goals and major incidents az they happen on mee laptop!

The kick off looms az BIG Ted looks on az he rests on a bottle of Dog!

11th minute, Vardy scores for Lestaa but goal iz ruled oot for offside!

18th minute  weak Joelinton heeder, 1st effort on target from NUFC

Halfway point of 1st half

45% possession to us!



HT 0-0   44% possession

The ref has touched the baall 3 times which is more than the 2 teams have had shots on target!

1 solitary (weak) heeder from Joelinton!

"Oh no!--Have yoo seen the dodgy channel I'm watchin'! ☠(Alledgedly!)☠

*goal: 54th minute to Lestaa   Maddison shot!😳


Halfway point of 2nd half

41% possession   NEE shots on target this period!

goal: 72nd minute 0-2 T'mans

Carroll shot (centre)

GOAL! Super sub Andy Carroll fires home at the Gallowgate End    there iz still hope!🙏

Wilson shot on target   should have scored late on!

FT lost 1-2  2 efforts on target, 43% possession

Doon to 15th in table!

That's 5 "er! sorry" 6! games winless now and Lestaa have now won at SJP 6 (SIX!) times in a row!

Aalso the stats leegue table below doesnt make good readin' at aall for Toon fans or 'Broken Nose Bruce'!



Saturday, 2 January 2021

THE TOON v THE BASIL BRUSH BRIGADE *** TOMORROW AFTERNOOON!

Posted '8:30pm bells' Saturday 2nd January 2021


"HELTER SKELTER!"

Cannit believe Brucie's upbeat talk aboot wor 'great' performances in the last 2 games!  The way he is gannin on yoo would 'fink' that we had actually beaten Man City and Liverpoool, when in fact we didnt even score a solitary goal and had just 2 shots on target in each game!

The anly plus point iz that we didnt concede 10 goals in the 2 games as expected, and actually got a precious point into the bargain!

I've seen too many up and doon 'helter skelter' rides' in the time I have supported NUFC, way before 'Broken Nose Bruce' and 'The Fat Controller' were here! (ie: climb up the ladder when we win, then come sliding doon the chute, when we lose!)

In the 1960's I witnessed my first ever defeat watchin The Toon, v Carlisle in the FA Cup in front of a 56,500 crowd, anly for us to bounce back in the next 2 home games--and then gan backwards again!

In the 1970s it happened again when we lost to a non leegue team beginning with the *8th letter of the alphabet ( I woz there!)(*I still can hardly bear to say their name, to this day!) and then beating Man U away in the next game!

And so it gans on into the 80s, 90s and the 21st century!

AYE! we did play a lot better against Liverpoool, in paticular, but for Bruce to say that it woz a 'great' performance, woz a bit ower the top!

Arguably, wor best player Saint-Maximin iz still suffering from covid and will be missin for sometime yet!--so we must get by withoot him!---We wish him well!

We shall soon find oot what 'team' will torn oot, when we play 'The Basil Brush Brigade' of Lestaa tomorrow, az to wethaa the corner haz at last been torned, OR not az the case may be!? ( ie: will we gan for the jugular---OR park the bus?)

Geordie Times 'live' updates will be forthcomin' from mee laptop from the '2:15pm bells' kick off time!

THE GEORDIE CRUSADE!

 Posted '6:00am bells' Saturday 2nd January 2021

"HANDS UP FOR THE TAKEOVER!"

*NCSL (Newcasil Consortium Supporters Ltd) have sent a NINE page letter to Boris in Downing Street, demanding that he intervenes in the PIF takeower saga, which haz been draggin on for nearly 10 months! 


 

They plan to march to Downing Street if they divvint get answers by January the thorteenth, although they divvint say if that iz via 'The Central' (Newcasil train station) or King's Cross (London) after catchin' a 125 southbound!---Its a lang way to waalk to London from The Toon lads an' lasses (280 miles), so it would be much eezeeaa to catch the train doon and get the tube across London to St. James' Park tube station (where else?) and march the half mile to number 10 Downing Street from there! 


Aall we can say from 'The Geordie Times', iz try your level best to help get the deal ower the line and best of luck from aall Toon fans!
Keep the pressure on and divvint ever give up!👍🙏


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Friday, 1 January 2021

DOON MEMORY LANE *** ANNFIELD PLAIN 1993

 Posted '5:15pm bells' Friday 1st January 2020



We heed back to 1993 for this archive match report from Annfield (and NO! we havvint misspellt it!)

Ground 113 Derwent Park *see article below!

 (GROUND NUMBER 113)

Date of First Visit: 10TH AUGUST 1993

DERWENT PARK, ANNFIELD PLAIN

ANNFIELD PLAIN 1  

NEWCASTLE UNITED XI 1 (Costa Costas)

CHARITY MATCH---ATTENDANCE 3,000

 


"FROM ANFIELD TO ANNFIELD PLAIN!"

 

In Stanley, Coonty Durham on the 16th February 1909 a pit disaster at Burns Pit claimed the lives of 168 men and boys when it blew up and collapsed on top of them.

 

The youngest was a boy of 13 who was taken doon the mine by his faatha tih see where he was due tih start work the very next week.

The last survivor, 'Paddy Joyce', died in 1974. He was docked a shillin' of his pay (5p) coz he failed tih complete his shift on the day of the blast!

SO!---why am ah tellin' yih aall this??---WELL!, there's a very good reason!----lerriz explain!:

 

Kevin Keegans grandfaatha, Frank, was a mines inspector at the pit and was one of the rescue heroes who risked his aan life tih save az many az he could.

 

After aall them years a fund was eventually set up to raise money to honour the victims and this iz where Kevin Keegan comes intih the picture.

 

This game was arranged tih raise money for a memorial pit wheel on the site of the disaster ,for aall those who had tragically died that day.

And when approached, Special 'K' was anly too glad tih help by sendin' a Newcastle XI tih play the local side, Annfield Plain.


KEEGAN INTERVIEWED ON 'LOOK NORTH' BEFORE THE MATCH


Tickets had gone on sale at the village's social club and they reckoned it would be a selloot such was the attraction of 'Keegans Boys',SO!---ah phoned them up ,tih be telt by a comittee man that there were anly a handful left, but that he would keep some for iz if a wanted them!---but a'd have tih be quick!

 

In 'a fit of panic'!, ah jumped in mee 'jam jar' and made a 'mad dash' for Annfield Plain tih get the 'said' tickets for the lads!. The gadgie a'd spoken tee on the 'telling-bone' (remember 'Catweazle'?) HAD kept  half a dozen for iz and ah gladly gave him the 'bit' for them.

 

"They're the last six tickets!", he said, before dissapearin' intih the lounge tih play bingo!

"Cheers mate!"---"HOOSE!"

 

 'TWO WEEKS LATER!':  

 


By a strange qwirk of fate, Newcastle had played Liverpool in a friendly at Anfield three day orlier and here we were (Er!---three days later!) at the other 'Annfield', but this one, of the 'Plain' variety!

(The groond was a bit different to Anfield iz well, az it had nee stands apart from  a tiny shelter, which waz aboot the size of a garden hut roof! in front of the changin' rooms!) (the anly otha bit of shelter was in------the DUGOOTS!)

Although--tih be fair, there was a smaall 'Kop like' hill at one end (Er!--- aboot fower foot high!)

 


A magnificent crowd of some three thoosand 'torned up' for the game and it was just a pity that it 'torned oot' tih be----whey!---not much 'Kop'! (unlike the Anfield game which was a corker!)

 


Trialist midfielder Costa Costas (remember him?----naar!----neetha div ah!) scored the Toon's anly goal,when he hit a shot from just ower the halfway line (above), past ex Toon keeper Kevin Carr, but it was'nt aall 'plain sailin' for the black 'n' whites' (sic!) in a game that ended up one's a piece, much tih the delight of the home crowd and their players---who!---aall went home happy chappies!

Proceeds from the game at Derwent Park went to The West Stanley Disaster Memorial Fund az the home side celebrated their centenary!

THE WEST STANLEY PIT DISASTER MEMORIAL WHEEL
      

THE GEORDIE TIMES WISHES A VERY HAPPY 2021 TO AALL WOR REEDERS!

 Posted 'midneet bells' Friday 1st January 2021



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