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"STAND UP!---IF YIH LUV THE TOON!"
This website iz dedecated to the Newcastle United groundhoppers who follow the fortunes of the team aroond the world (and beyond!) The ground totals include competitive and friendly forst team, resorve team, junior team and Newcastle United X1 games that 'the mad-sad groundhopper' has attended, aall for Newcastle United games only, in the last SEVEN decades*** cheers!***'Fink' (the mad-sad groundhopper!)***last count 379 (380 inc Motspur Park outside)
Monday, 18 May 2020
"I'M GANNIN' SLIGHTLEEE MAD!!!!"
Posted '3:15pm bells' Munday 18th May 2020
'A' TO 'Z'
Every futbaaller from the letter 'A' Alonso, to the letter 'Z' Zaha, has been mentioned with a move to The Toon, when we divvint even naa for certain if the takeower will happen!
How do the TV, press and Joe Bloggs on Twitter know, when we divvint naa wot the Premyaa Leegues 'fit and propaa persons test' will decide!?
Culture secretary Oliver Dowden (above) has just been on the telly and has said that the decision rests entirely with the Premyaa Leegue!
We are now into the sixth week (or is it the seventh?) since we foond oot aboot the proposed takeower, so surly---surely!--a decision will be forthcomin' THIS WEEK!--
If it isnt decided in the next seven days, then I swear, I will gan a bit loopy and mad az a consequence!🤪
'A' TO 'Z'
Every futbaaller from the letter 'A' Alonso, to the letter 'Z' Zaha, has been mentioned with a move to The Toon, when we divvint even naa for certain if the takeower will happen!
How do the TV, press and Joe Bloggs on Twitter know, when we divvint naa wot the Premyaa Leegues 'fit and propaa persons test' will decide!?
"We won't get involved!"
Culture secretary Oliver Dowden (above) has just been on the telly and has said that the decision rests entirely with the Premyaa Leegue!
We are now into the sixth week (or is it the seventh?) since we foond oot aboot the proposed takeower, so surly---surely!--a decision will be forthcomin' THIS WEEK!--
If it isnt decided in the next seven days, then I swear, I will gan a bit loopy and mad az a consequence!🤪
Sunday, 17 May 2020
"BRING ON THE SCOUSERS!" (OR NOT AZ THE CASE MAY BE!)
Posted '3:00pm bells' Sunday 17th May 2020
At this exact moment in time, NUFC shud have been kickin' off against 'The Liverbirds' in the very last Premyaa Leegue match of the season at SJP in front of a sellout 52,300 crowd!
The Jawman Bundezleeega returned yesterday with the derby between Borussia Dortmund and Shalke 04 played behind closed doors, with 81,000 empty places! (and NO!--aa didn't watch it az aa havvint got BT---and mee local boozer which haz BT iz closed az well---for some reason?)
However! Jawmany's death rate from 'the bat out of hell's virus is much, much lower (40 yesterday) than here in the UK and we feel that it MUST be much lower than the 400 or so that are sadly dyin' every single day, for us to retorn to action! (By much lower aa meen ZERO deaths!)
We will find oot in the next week or so if games here will aalso be played BCD, while we twiddle wor thumbs and drink broon ale from the nearest off licence! (and hope and pray that the NUFC takeower FINALLY happens?)
Oh! Wot I would dee to watch a game of live futbaall, az it's now 71 days since we saw The Toon in action away at Sooothampton, where we won 1-0! (and aa don't meen a 'live' game on the telly in mee front livin' room!)
If it aint safe to watch it from a stand seat, then it aint safe for players to play on the pitch!
We shud wait until that day before resumin'----whenever that day may be!????
PS: It's just been on telly, daily death rate doon to 170 in the UK----still 170 too many, but a doonward trend at least!
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VIEW FROM 'THE TOON AWAY END' OF ST. MARY'S STADIUM, SOOOTHAMPTON
SATURDAY 7th MARCH 2020---THE LAST TIME WE PLAYED!
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Instead of sittin' in mee usual seat in row 'B' seat '97' of The Milburn Stand balcony --a'm sittin' in mee usual seat on mee settee in wor hoose, deein this article on mee lap top, to pass the time away!
The Jawman Bundezleeega returned yesterday with the derby between Borussia Dortmund and Shalke 04 played behind closed doors, with 81,000 empty places! (and NO!--aa didn't watch it az aa havvint got BT---and mee local boozer which haz BT iz closed az well---for some reason?)
However! Jawmany's death rate from 'the bat out of hell's virus is much, much lower (40 yesterday) than here in the UK and we feel that it MUST be much lower than the 400 or so that are sadly dyin' every single day, for us to retorn to action! (By much lower aa meen ZERO deaths!)
We will find oot in the next week or so if games here will aalso be played BCD, while we twiddle wor thumbs and drink broon ale from the nearest off licence! (and hope and pray that the NUFC takeower FINALLY happens?)
Oh! Wot I would dee to watch a game of live futbaall, az it's now 71 days since we saw The Toon in action away at Sooothampton, where we won 1-0! (and aa don't meen a 'live' game on the telly in mee front livin' room!)
If it aint safe to watch it from a stand seat, then it aint safe for players to play on the pitch!
We shud wait until that day before resumin'----whenever that day may be!????
PS: It's just been on telly, daily death rate doon to 170 in the UK----still 170 too many, but a doonward trend at least!
Saturday, 16 May 2020
"THEY ARE TAKIN' 'THE MICKEY'!"
Posted '10:43pm bells' Saturday 16th May 2020
The Saudis takeower of NUFC iz takin' much langer than anyone expected, mainly due to opposition from everybody in the whole world it seeemz, from Human Rights groups, Amnesty International, Piracy claims, Richard "weaze Keys" (mackem sympathiser!), several Premyaa Leegue clubs, Tory MPs, SCOTTISH MPs? and many, many others!
But NOT A WORD said against the Saudis buyin' stakes into the followin' high profile companys! (Deep breath!) Facebook ($522 million!), Boeing ($713.7 million!), Citigroup ($522 million!), Marriott ($514 million!), BP ($827 million!) and lastly, Disney ($495.8 million!) A staggerin' $3,594.5 MILLION DOLLARS in total---and there are many, many more aroond the planet Orth!
While NUFC have cost them a 'mere' £300 million quid or $372.45 million dollars!---The cheapest by far of aall their above ootlays!
Have yoo hord any of the above protesters complainin' aboot the Saudis buyin' into them??????--(DEATHLY SILENCE!!!)
Aa wonder wot Mickey Moose, Pluto and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 'fink' aboot aall this????
One rule for NUFC!---and anothaa rule for AALL THE REST!!!!!
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| "WELCOME TO DISNEYLAND PRINCE SALAM!" |
The Saudis takeower of NUFC iz takin' much langer than anyone expected, mainly due to opposition from everybody in the whole world it seeemz, from Human Rights groups, Amnesty International, Piracy claims, Richard "weaze Keys" (mackem sympathiser!), several Premyaa Leegue clubs, Tory MPs, SCOTTISH MPs? and many, many others!
But NOT A WORD said against the Saudis buyin' stakes into the followin' high profile companys! (Deep breath!) Facebook ($522 million!), Boeing ($713.7 million!), Citigroup ($522 million!), Marriott ($514 million!), BP ($827 million!) and lastly, Disney ($495.8 million!) A staggerin' $3,594.5 MILLION DOLLARS in total---and there are many, many more aroond the planet Orth!
While NUFC have cost them a 'mere' £300 million quid or $372.45 million dollars!---The cheapest by far of aall their above ootlays!
Have yoo hord any of the above protesters complainin' aboot the Saudis buyin' into them??????--(DEATHLY SILENCE!!!)
Aa wonder wot Mickey Moose, Pluto and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 'fink' aboot aall this????
One rule for NUFC!---and anothaa rule for AALL THE REST!!!!!
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"AND THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT PRINCE SALAM OF
SAUDI ARABIA HAZ INVESTED $495.8 MILLION DOLLARS IN US!"
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Friday, 15 May 2020
THE END GAME?
Posted '12:44pm bells' Friday 15th May 2020
Updated '1:35pm bells'
Today is said to be the day that exclusivity for the Saudi takeower group ends!
So a decision is surely forthcomin' soon after yet more spanners were 'hoyed into the NUFC works' by 2 Tory MPs durin the week, demandin' that the takeower shud be rejected!
Take a look at the top photo which shows talks between the UK and Saudis aboot billion pound trade deals from the UK to Saudi Arabia!
It reely iz double standards if we can trade freely with them but not allow the takeower to happen!
Don't forget that those who object will have expensive cars, which need to be filled up with petrol every now and again!
And quite a bit of that petrol exported to the UK comes from the Saudi oil fields!
Are these protesters not gannin to fill their cars up when their tanks run low?
We 'fink' not!---another case of double standards!
It seems incredible to us Toon fans that they can try and scupper wor deal, while they are happy to sell arms and buy petrol from them!
Let's hope everybody sees sense and passes the deal--or else the massive recession forecast from the 'bat out of hell's corona virus will get much, much worse if the Saudis sever links with the UK!
Like we say the deadline for the takeower talks has reached 'the end game' and so sommik MUST happen very, very soon!
Updated '1:35pm bells'
Some encouragin news haz just reached The Geordie Times from Mal the Inglish Skoool Teechaa! (Hiz sppellin'--not wors!)
Updated '1:35pm bells'
Today is said to be the day that exclusivity for the Saudi takeower group ends!
So a decision is surely forthcomin' soon after yet more spanners were 'hoyed into the NUFC works' by 2 Tory MPs durin the week, demandin' that the takeower shud be rejected!
Take a look at the top photo which shows talks between the UK and Saudis aboot billion pound trade deals from the UK to Saudi Arabia!
It reely iz double standards if we can trade freely with them but not allow the takeower to happen!
Don't forget that those who object will have expensive cars, which need to be filled up with petrol every now and again!
And quite a bit of that petrol exported to the UK comes from the Saudi oil fields!
Are these protesters not gannin to fill their cars up when their tanks run low?
We 'fink' not!---another case of double standards!
It seems incredible to us Toon fans that they can try and scupper wor deal, while they are happy to sell arms and buy petrol from them!
Let's hope everybody sees sense and passes the deal--or else the massive recession forecast from the 'bat out of hell's corona virus will get much, much worse if the Saudis sever links with the UK!
Like we say the deadline for the takeower talks has reached 'the end game' and so sommik MUST happen very, very soon!
Updated '1:35pm bells'
Some encouragin news haz just reached The Geordie Times from Mal the Inglish Skoool Teechaa! (Hiz sppellin'--not wors!)
Thursday, 14 May 2020
"WHY'S EVERYBODY ALWAYS PICKIN' ON ME!???"
Posted '1:57am bells' Thorsday 14th May 2020
The fiancee of Jamal Khashoggi has pleaded with Toon fans to stop the takeower of NUFC by Crown prince Mohammad bin Salam, in a passionate letter sent to aall the British media!
It's terrible wot happened to her future husband, but it wasnt 'us' who sold the club to the Saudis---it woz wor owner 'The Fat Controller', who took the £300 million quid and who seems to have escaped 'scott free' from any criticism whatsoever, while the Toon fans somehow get the blame and the backlash from the TV and press etc!???
Below is a tweet in reply to hor letter from the nufc360s twitter feed, which sums it up perfectly, from a Toon fans point of view!
The fiancee of Jamal Khashoggi has pleaded with Toon fans to stop the takeower of NUFC by Crown prince Mohammad bin Salam, in a passionate letter sent to aall the British media!
Below is a tweet in reply to hor letter from the nufc360s twitter feed, which sums it up perfectly, from a Toon fans point of view!
Meanwhile, a letter from Jamal Khashoggi's son Salah, paints a completely different picture!
Like we say, 'we' the fans have got no 'say' whatsoever, who wor club is sold to!----So why pick on 'us'???----We're not politicians!---We're futbaall fans!
And don't forget, Prince Salam has denied any wrong doing in the sordid affair, while the alleged perpetrators are in prison, awaitin' trial!
And from a fans point of view, apart from that, he haz aalso been foond not guilty of TV piracy by a French court last year---and 'not guilty' (in wor eyes), meenz NOT GUILTY!---Plus 97% of Toon fans desperately want this takeower to happen, az does 'The Geordie Times'!
Tuesday, 12 May 2020
YET MORE SPANNERS HOYED INTO THE WORKS!
Posted '3:22pm bells' Tuesday 12th May 2020
Just when we thought that the takeower by the 'Saudi's Public Investment Fund' woz nearly ower the line, yet more spanners has been hoyed into the works! (the 125th and 126th at the last coont!)
In a last gasp attempt to stop the takeower, fresh legal documents have been submitted to Premyaa Leegue, which, it is claimed, provide evidence of a link between the Saudi state and illegal streamin' of sport in the country!
Sauces say that this will forthaa delay the takeower, which has been painfully dragging on for 5 weeks now!
It is now likely that this will gan into a SIXTH WEEK of the most protracted, drawn oot takeower in the history of the univorse!
Az per usual! "Watch this space!"---for at least one more week!" "ZZZZZzzzzz!"
PS: We hear that 'The Fat Controller' iz annoyed at the delay az well and expected the takeower to be completed 2 weeks ago!
But not half az annoyed az we are with hiz 13 years in charge!!!
Just when we thought that the takeower by the 'Saudi's Public Investment Fund' woz nearly ower the line, yet more spanners has been hoyed into the works! (the 125th and 126th at the last coont!)
In a last gasp attempt to stop the takeower, fresh legal documents have been submitted to Premyaa Leegue, which, it is claimed, provide evidence of a link between the Saudi state and illegal streamin' of sport in the country!
Sauces say that this will forthaa delay the takeower, which has been painfully dragging on for 5 weeks now!
It is now likely that this will gan into a SIXTH WEEK of the most protracted, drawn oot takeower in the history of the univorse!
Az per usual! "Watch this space!"---for at least one more week!" "ZZZZZzzzzz!"
PS: We hear that 'The Fat Controller' iz annoyed at the delay az well and expected the takeower to be completed 2 weeks ago!
But not half az annoyed az we are with hiz 13 years in charge!!!
Monday, 11 May 2020
"SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!???"
Posted '5:30pm bells' Munday 11th May 2020
Man United trainin' groond
If ever there woz a reason to see the back of 'The Fat Controller', then these pictures of some Premyaa Leegue trainin' groond swimmin' pools, will give you the unequivocal answer!
EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY!
Man United trainin' groond
swimmin' pool!
Liverpoool trainin' groond
swimmin' pool!
Man City trainin' groond
swimmin' pool!
NEWCASIL UNITED TRAININ' GROOND
SWIMMIN' POOL!!!
"NO EXPENSE SPARED BY
'THE FAT CONTROLLER', HERE!!!
(Social distancin' a non starter!)
Sunday, 10 May 2020
"THE FINAL COONTDOON!!
Posted '7:30pm bells' Sunday 10th May 2020
It iz now nearly one month since 'The Geordie Times' foond oot from 'Sky Sports news' that NUFC were aboot to be taken ower by a Saudi prince!
Since then and every single day, we have been bombarded with positives and negatives from the telly, the papers, twitter, facebook etc.etc.---az to IF and WHEN the takeower will eventually happen!
We have now reached the stage where an announcement MUST be forthcomin', az the consortium to buy wor great club have got til the middle of May to complete the deal-----the middle of May, with 31 days in the month, iz eethaa Friday the 15th May or Saturday 16th May, next week!
Despite receivin' numerous reports that the deal woz to be completed by LAST Friday at the latest--(which didn't happen of course!), we are left to sweat til the end of NEXT week, when surely the runaway train will finally reach it's destination at 'The Central Station' and NOT hit the buffers and derail! (so to speak!)
Yet again we wait with trepidation for the end of the langest ever protracted takeower saga in futbaall history!
AZ per usual: "Watch this space for the next six days!"
It iz now nearly one month since 'The Geordie Times' foond oot from 'Sky Sports news' that NUFC were aboot to be taken ower by a Saudi prince!
Since then and every single day, we have been bombarded with positives and negatives from the telly, the papers, twitter, facebook etc.etc.---az to IF and WHEN the takeower will eventually happen!
We have now reached the stage where an announcement MUST be forthcomin', az the consortium to buy wor great club have got til the middle of May to complete the deal-----the middle of May, with 31 days in the month, iz eethaa Friday the 15th May or Saturday 16th May, next week!
Despite receivin' numerous reports that the deal woz to be completed by LAST Friday at the latest--(which didn't happen of course!), we are left to sweat til the end of NEXT week, when surely the runaway train will finally reach it's destination at 'The Central Station' and NOT hit the buffers and derail! (so to speak!)
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| THE SAUDI TRAIN *** FULL OF GOLD BARS! |
Yet again we wait with trepidation for the end of the langest ever protracted takeower saga in futbaall history!
AZ per usual: "Watch this space for the next six days!"
"THIEVES--THIEVES--TRAMPS AND THIEVES!"
Posted '2:55pm bells' Sunday 10th May 2020
While the NUFC takeower gathers at pace, news reaches us from mackemland that sund'lind fans are far from happy with their owner 'Donald the Duck-Egg', who apparently used their £25 million parachute payment to buy the club off Ellis Shortarse!
A £20.5 million 'black hole' has been foond in their accounts, which has stopped Michael Dell the 25th richest man in the world, from buying them for £35 million! (Nearly one tenth of NUFCs purchase price!)
Donald has responded to the angry criticism with the followin' statement!
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While the NUFC takeower gathers at pace, news reaches us from mackemland that sund'lind fans are far from happy with their owner 'Donald the Duck-Egg', who apparently used their £25 million parachute payment to buy the club off Ellis Shortarse!
A £20.5 million 'black hole' has been foond in their accounts, which has stopped Michael Dell the 25th richest man in the world, from buying them for £35 million! (Nearly one tenth of NUFCs purchase price!)
Donald has responded to the angry criticism with the followin' statement!
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