GEORDIE TIMES COMMENT!

Posted '9:33am bells Sunday 29th January 2017

SOMEWHERE IN THE 'AWAY END' AT OXFAAD YESTERDAY!

We here at 'The Geordie Times' are in complete shell-shock after yesterdays events at Oxfaad!
YET anothaa cup disaster day to add to the very long list!

For this reason it might take us some time to complete the 'match'? report on this game!

Pleeeze bear with us and the 'disaster day report'  will appear here---eventually!

THE OXO GRAVY GRANUELS MOB v THE TOON *** TOMORROW AFTERNOOON!

Posted '8:48pm bells' Friday 27th January 2017

"THE TOON GRAVY TRAIN IS COMIN'!"---PASS THE OXO PLEEEEZE!"

Tomorrow, and anly for the THORD time this century we are playin' on a NEW groond for an FA Cup tie!

The othaaz bein' Cheltenham in 2006 and (ne Where Near!)Brighton in 2012!

In total this will be mee 108th leegue groond visited watchin' The Toon of the CURRENT teams in the Futbaall Leegue! (IF? aa make it to the 'Kassam'!)
80 in total if yi DIVVINT include the old groonds! (Maine Road, Highbury, Joker Park etc!)

The decision waz made that it would be 'train' to Durham and then 'car' to Oxfaad, az the train fare of £144 retorn woz considered tooooo much by many of us!
Jimmy (the Riddle) who lives near Durham had said that he would take hiz 'jam-jar' if the train fare woz 'too high'  <(£144 sureleee iz!) and so the decision woz made to gan with him! (£7 train retorn to Durham--£30 in petrol each to Oxfaad and back!)

1,800 Toon fans will be present in the 12,000 capacity crowd

There will of course be a FULL Geordie Times match report which will be online sometime on Sunday--(or Munday if we 'baallz it up'!)

SMBs U18s 3 THE TOON U18s 4 *** FA YOUTH CUP 5th ROOND

Posted 'high noon bells' Thorsday 26th January 2017

THE TOON PLAYERS CELEBRATE McNALL'S LATE WINNER
 @ 'THE STADIUM DE HOLE'!

The Toon's youngins won an epic thriller @ Hetton-the -Hole last neet to reach the qwaataa final of Youth Cup to twist the knife even forthaa into the mackems!

The goal sequences were az follows:

15th minute: 1-0 to us: McNall tucks away a penalty to give us the advantage az mackem manager 'Misery Moyesy' looks on!

20th minute: 2-0 to us: Wor lead woz doubled when Owen Bailey lifted the baall ower the smb keeper!

53rd minute: 2-1: The mackems pull one back to put them back in the tie

68th minute: 3-1 to us: Wilson restores wor 2 goal lead with a powerful shot az the mackems misfit manager 'Misery Moyesy' heeds for the exit, with the white flag of surrender in the air! (he probably went to get some anti-depressant drugs!)

76th minute: 3-2: The smb score from penalty spot

79th minute: 3-3: Disaster! az the mackems level things with a tap in goal!---extra time looms!

86th minute: 4-3 to 'US'!: McNall saves the day az he calmly beats a defender and cooly places the baall into the back of the net to win this dramatic cup tie, az the sprinklin' of Toon fans celebrate amongst the 1,009 crowd!

Brilliant victory against the arch enemy to put us in the qwaataa finals!

SMB U18s v THE TOON U18s *** FA YOUTH CUP 5th ROOND *** TOONEET

Posted 'high noon bells' Wednesday 25th January 2017

Wor junior side are in action toneet @ Hetton the Hole, where we take on the mackems equivalent in an Youth Cup tie.
The Eppleton Welfare Groond will host the game and by a strange quirk of fate it will be played in the same week of  January az wor one and anly visit here back in 2009 (when wor resorves won 2-1)

That day 8 years ago in 2009 waz aalso the day of loyal Toon fan and friend 'Jonezee's funeral in Tynemouth (see archive report below)     
RIP 'JONEZEE' you will never be forgotten by us!

SWANZEE U23s 2 THE TOON U23s 1 *** LANDORE TRAININ' GROOND, SWANZEEE

Posted 'high noon bells' Munday 23rd January 2017
(4 DAYS LATE!--BUT THIS IZ 'THE GEORDIE TIMES'!)

'DAVE FROM YORK' SENT US THIS 'ACTION SHOT' AZ THE TEAMS LINE UP!
(THE TOON ARE IN BLACK n GOLD)

Anly TWO of 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' made it to Swanzee for the U23s Leegue Cup tie @ Landore (last Friday)!
They were 'Dave from York' who travelled there on hiz FREE train pass via Manchester---and 'Glennn from Ashington' who 'slummed it' by bus at great expense!
Swanzee's Landore trainin' groond iz just alang the road from The Liberty Stadium and so it wasn't tooo hard for them to find! (havin' (of course) been to 'The Liberty' before for previous NUFC forst team games!)

The Toon took the lead in the 15th minute when Adam Wilson fired in from the edge of the box---but that's az good az it got!
We held on til half time but at the midpoint of the 2nd half the home side equalised through Baibi and then just 6 minutes later Maric wrapped it up for Swanzee after hiz effort hit the post and he tapped in the rebound!

After the match Dave caught the train back to London--and then York, while Glennn stopped off at Bristol to watch Bristol play Plymouth in a BASKETBAALL MATCH!? <(the sadness just gets worse!!!!)

THE TOON 4 THE NEW YORK YORKIES 0 *** EFL 2016-2017

Posted '11:35am bells' Sunday 22nd January 2017

1st HALF ACTION AZ THE TOON ATTACK THE GALLOWGATE GOAL

The 3,200 'Yorkies' must have thought it waz a cup final az they packed the away end with 3,200 followers!

Rothaaham made it az difficult az possible in the forst half az they wasted time az orly az the 10th minute when the baall went oot for a throw in to them and nebody went to take it!--- and their goalie then wasted time takin' goal kicks!  (they must have been hopin' for a 'replay' back at their place!)

Scythin' tackles then went in from them az they battled away and every rare corner they got waz greeted az though they scored the winnin' goal!

We just couldn't break them doon and then in the 38th minute a scary moment for us. Karl Darlow went to collect them baall on the edge of the box at The Leazes End but fumbled and lost the baall. 
A Rothaaham forward quickly got to the baall and centred to the middle az Darlow scrambled to get back to hiz goal.
A shot came in which looked certain to end up in the back of the net, but wor goalie somehow managed to get back and parry the baall away to save wor bacon!---a brilliant save to make up for hiz misstayk!

And then deep into injury time 'we' made the breakthrough when a Yedlin cross foond Daryl Murphy and he fired left footed across the box to send us in 1-0 up at half time @ The Gallowgate End.

2nd HALF PRESSURE AZ WE ATTACK THE LEAZES END

The 2nd half waz much easier for us az we pounded the Leazes goal and we doubled wor lead with just 4 minutes gone when Matt Richie fired in from the 6 yard box!
'The Yorkies' were 'done' by this goal, with ne time wastin' from them after this (aa wonder why?)
It waz aall 'one way traffic' and the 3rd goal came 10 mins later when Perez got in on the act with a goal from close range!

JAMIE CELEBRATES WOR 3rd GOAL!

It waz a case of 'how many can we get' now and the 4th and final goal came in the 80th minute when a fantastic through baall from Jonjo Shelvey foond Matt Richie and he raced away towards the goal and placed hiz left foot shot with deadly accuracy to finish off poor Rothaaham.
By this time half their 3,200 fans had left their seats and their cup final dream waz ower for anothaa 30 odd years (the last time we played them in the leegue!)

Summary: NUFC are now 9 points clear of 3rd placed 'uddersfield and leapfrog Brighton once again to reclaim top spot!----while the team from the 'New York Stadium' find themselz 9 points adrift of safety in bottom spot!

Toon team: Darlow Yedlin (Sterry 79), Lascelles, Clark, Dummett, Richie, Hayden, Shelvey, Gouffran (Sammy Ameobi! 63), Perez, Murphy (Lazaar 74)


ROTHAAHAM FANS IN THE TOP DECK OF THE LEAZES

Attendance: 52, 208 (against ROTHAAHAM?) (3,200 'New Yorkers'!)  The crowd waz just 20 shy of wor highest of the season--v Forest!

*ROOM WITH A VIEW! 

VIEW OF SJP FROM 3rd FLOOR OF IRISH CLUB

      

"I'VE SEEN THE LIGHT!"
GLOW OF THE FLOODLIGHTS FROM TILLY'S BAR!

THE TOON v THE NEW YORK YORKIES *** EFL 2016-2017

Posted '10:24am bells' Saturday 21st January 2017

SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK (ROTHERHAM!)

Today we face the bottom side in the division in the shape of  The men from the New York Stadium in Rotherham

An easy 3 points yoo might say az they look certainties for relegation---BUT! this IZ NUFC of course and anythin' can happen!?

It's their 'cup final' and 'The New York Yorkies' <(wot else could we call them?) have sold their entire allocation of 3,200 tickets for level 7 of The Leazes End!
We here through the grapevine that anly odd seats are left in the home sections of the ground----so a 52,000 iz likely!---against ROTHERHAM? <(are we mad?)

Brighton won last neet to gan back to the top of the table so a victory iz vital!

A full Geordie Times match report will appear here tomorrow sometime---as per usual "watch this space!"

"BRIGHTON BOMBSHELL!"

Posted '1:17pm bells'  Friday 20th January 2017

"AMEX,AMEX HERE WE COME!---BUT WHEN!?"

News that wor away game at 'Ne Where Near Brighton' haz been rescheduled to Tuesday 28th February haz reached us!
HOWEVER!--shud eethaa 'us' or Brighton progress to the 5th roond of the FA Cup AND need a replay,then that game will be moved at very short notice for the THORD time!

The Toon had asked for a date later in the season that wouldn't clash with replays
But the EFL and SKY said: "NO! you will play when we tell you!"
(Brighton aalso objected to wor request!)
This meeenz we are left in limbo once again az we cant book any trains or hotels for fear of it bein' re-rescheduled!!!

The Brentfaad game last week for example waz moved from last Munday to last Saturday at very short notice as we had a cup replay with Bormingham on Wednesday neet!
It cost me £88 on the train WITH a railcard---it would have been £122 withoot! (had aa been able to book well in advance it would have cost less than £50!)

The Saturday after Brighton we are away to 'uddersfield and then anothaa away game against 'The Biscuitmen'of Reading on a Tuesday neet!---that's THREE away games in SEVEN days!

They couldn't give a S**T! aboot 'us' ---could they!

THE TOON 3 THE BLUE NOSES OF BORMINGHAM 1 *** FA CUP 3rd ROOND REPLAY

Posted '11:50am bells' Thorsday 19th January 2017

MATT RICHIE SCORES FROM THE SPOT AT THE LEAZES END!
(Get your binoculars oot!)

Yet anothaa under par performance from us with albeit a changed team from the one at Brentfaad last Saturday, but a victory ne less, to propel us into the 'dizzy heights' of the 4th roond!

The sequence of events were az follows:
10th minute: "GOAL!": After dominatin' the forst few minutes we earn a penalty when a through pass from Shelvey finds Gouffran who iz hacked doon in the box at The Leazes End!
Matt Richie elects to tek the penalty and he blasts the baall doon the middle to put us 1-0 up! (see top pic!)

MILBURN STAND

32nd minute: 'Goofy' attempts a flick at the far post and hiz effort hits the woodwork, but the baall rebounds oot to safety!

35th minute: "GOAL!": Shelvey hammers a kick into the area and 'Goofy' Gouffran (with hiz back to the goal) torns and fires home past the hapless Legzdins in the Bormingham goal--we are cruisin'!

EAST STAND

42nd minute: We hit the post again!--this time through Richie, but again Bormingham get lucky and the baall gans oot of play!
HT 2-0 to 'us'!

72nd minute: "goal!": Typical Toon! We let the 'Blue Noses' back into the game when Cotterill shoots through wor crowded defence!---It's finger nail bitin' time folks!

PICTURE OF THE LEAZES END BY JAMIE AGED 7

92nd minute: "GOAL!": Bormingham have pressed for an equaliser and the dreaded extra time and penalties looked on the cards--BUT!
Jonjo Shelvey runs doon the right wing and crosses for Matt Richie who toe pokes the baall in to the back of the net to win the game!
3-1 final score!

THE TOON ATTACK THE GALLOWGATE GOAL

The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' now face a 'mooth waaterin' trip to a new groond in the next roond, when we will play!--- (wait for it!)-- 'The Oxo Gravy Granules Mob' of Oxfaad <(it had to be!) at the Kassam Stadium a week on Saturday"!

Toon team: Sels, Yedlin (Hayden 74), Hanley, Findlay, Lazaar, Richie, Shelvey, Tiote (Colback 81), Barlaser, El Mhanni (Perez 69), Gouffran

Attendance: 34, 896 (700 Blue Noses)
The attendance waz double the next hghest in the replays (Plymouth  17,000) 
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"THE GEORDIE TIMES IZ BACK!!!!!!!"

Posted 'high noon bells' Tuesday 17th January 2017

After an absence of two and a half months the original 'Geordie Times' iz now back online thanx to 'Alex the Website Wizard' who haz somehow managed to get mee old stuff back from oblivion!
Aaltogether there were ower 1,700 posts plus a canny few pages which would have taken 'forever' to transfor from the old site to the new one!

The new address for the time being iz!
www.geordietimes.blogspot.com and aa hope to get 'geordietimes.com' back in the next few weeks!

If it wasnt' for 'Alex, hiz daddy 'Alex of St George' and 'Dave from York' persuadin' me 'not to give up' before the Brentfaad game on Saturday I would have probably abandoned the attempt to try and renew the old site, which Google/Go Daddy/G Suite made virtually impossible to do so!

They said eetha mee password/user name /pin number waz incorrect and wouldn't let me renew, even though I've used aall 3 off them in the past!---Subsequently the website 'went doon' on 4th November last year and anly now haz it been recovered!

Once again special thanx to 'Alex the Website Wizard', hiz 'daddy' and Dave!

"The drinkx are on mee!---the next time aa see yee!"