ING-ER-LAND V THE DOCTORS FROM CONGO *** WORLD CUP AT TEATIME TODAY

 Posted ‘high noon bells’ 🔔 Wedinzday 1st July 2026   Updated Thorzday ‘high noon bells 🔔’

We can anly hope that Ing-er-land’s performance against Dr. Congo iz better today, than it woz against Panama in a dreadful forst half!😴

It woz SO bad, aa switched to channel 700, where Peppa Pig the fireman woz rescuing a little piglet from a burning building! (Riveting stuff) (See above⬆️)  

Ing-er-land won 2-0 eventually against a bang awful side! (A’d switched back to the ITV coverage by then!)

A place in the last 16 iz at stake against a team with The Toon’s very own Dr. Wissa in The African Witch Doctors side! 🧙🏿 

Lets hope they can dee it and progress to the roond of 16! (At Wissa’s expense!)

Updates after the game, which starts at ‘5:00 bells’ 🔔!

Updated Thorzday ‘high noon bells 🔔’

“HARRY KANES THE AFRICAN WITCH DOCTORS!” 🧙🏿 

ING-ER-LAND 2  DOCTOR CONGO 1

A brace from Harry puts the 🦁 🦁 🦁 through to the roond of 16, where they will play Mexico in the Azteca Stadium, next Munday at the ungodly hour of ‘1:00am 🔔’