THE BRENTFAAD BEEEZ 2 THE TOON 4 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2023-2024

 Posted '5:00pm bells' Munday 20th May 2024

BRUNO’S DECISIVE 4th GOAL TO SEAL THE VICTORY!

“EUROPE OR BUST!”

The European dream iz still on, thats IF Man City beat Moan U in the FA Cup final next Saturday!  IF that happens, then we will be in The Europa Conference Leegue next season!---BUT IF Moan U somehow beat their near neighbours, then we will miss oot, az Moan U will gan into The Europa Leegue and Chelseee (who finished in 6th place) will take wor place in The Conference!

On a bright and hot sunny day in west London we secured 7th place above Moan U after a 4-2 win at Brentfaad!

The events unfolded az follows:

2nd minute: Ivan Toney scores against hiz former club to put The Beeez 1-0 up BUT VAR owerruled this for offside and the goal woz disallowed!

21st minute: Harvey Barnes heeds home from a Bruno centre! 

1-0 to us!

Soon after Longstaff then had a goal ruled oot for offside by VAR

36th minute: Murphy fires home from an Isak cross! 2-0 to us

38th minute: We hardly had time to regain breath when 'Alexander the Great' (Isak) sidefooted the baall into the net from a Bruno through baall to score hiz 21st goal of the season! HT 3-0 to us!

48th minute: A big scare just after the restart when Brentfaad pulled a goal back when Janelt ran through the Toon defence to fire home past 'The Pope' in the Toon goal! 3-1 to us!

70th minute: Nerves started jannglin in the away end when Wissa 'whizzed' through to hit a great shot which went in off the post!

3-2 to us!

77th minute: The main talkin point of the game when Lewis Hall woz sent sprawlin in the box by Mbeumo and the ref pointed straight to the penalty spot!  HOWEVER!----VAR got involved and said Hall woz tripped just ootside the box and so the ref changed hiz mind and gave a free kick on the edge of the penalty area, much to the disgust of Toon players and fans alike!  "Chants of "FCUK VAR!" then followed from the outraged away section!

Isak took the free kick which woz parried into the path of Bruno who had the simple task of strokin’ the baall into the net to send the NUFC faithful into raptures!----JUSTICE WOZ DONE! 4-2 to us full time!

(Bruno’s goal video at top of page!)

Attendance: 17,124 )(1,730 Toon fans)

Chelseee'z win against Bournemoooth meant we must settle for 7th place and (hopefully?) more European futbaall next season!

"COME ON CITIH!"

*SEASON ROUND UP --"That's entertainment!"

102 goals in aall competitions 

A record 85 Premyaa Leegue goals

A record 36 Premyaa Leegue away goals

147 Premyaa Leegue goals in Toon games (The most this season)

London pub crawl:

“At £8:50 for a real ale, yi need to remortgage yi hoose to drink here!”

“Yi need a bank loan for a sarnie and gargel here!”

Unlike most London games, Toon fans were welcome in every boozer near the groond---and their fans were friendly!---If anly they didn't play in those horrible red n white stripes!