Sunday 28 April 2024

THE TOON 5 THE BLADE RUNNERS 1 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2023-2024

 Posted 'high noon bells' Sunday 28th April 2024

A BRAZILIAN TRIBUTE TO BRUNO AND JOELINTON PRE MATCH!

"13---UNLUCKY FOR SOME!"

The day of reckonin for Sheff U fans az their team woz finally relegated to The Championship after this 5-1 thrashin!

However!---It didn't start off well for The Toon az the bottom club took the lead in the 5th minute through Ahmedhodzic at The Gallowgate End! (hope av sppelt hiz name reet?)



They had 3 more chances to increase their lead, before NUFC finally woke up in the 25th minute, az 'Alexander the Great' (Isak) hit a great cross baall shot into the far corner of the Leazes net from a great Murphy through baall, to the relief of the Toon faithful!

The Blade Runners then hit the top of the post----anothaa warnin for us that they were not dead and buried yet!----A bad forst half for us!

We finally took the lead in the 54th minute from a Gordon free kick which foond Bruno's heed az he dived to put the baall into the net!



Gordon woz then fouled in the box 6 mins later and a penalty woz given!--It woz taken by Isak who cooly slotted the baall into the corner of the Gallowgate net! 3-1 to us and breathin' space!

    ISAK PENALTY!

Sheff U were collapsin at this point and just 4 mins after this a Gordon corner ended up in the 6 yard box and after a mad scramble the baall ended up in the net----Looked like an own goal from where we were, but the stadium annooncer gave it to Bruno!?



Super sub Callum Wilson who had anly been on the pitch for 5mins, then sealed the win when Barnes (anothaa super sub) sent him through and he hit a sweet right footer into the corner of the net to complete the rout in the 72nd minute!

That goal woz the 13th we have scored against The Blade Runners in the same season after wor 8-0 rout at their place orlier this season!



A Premyaa Leegue record! (Their 8-0 defeat at Bramall Lane woz aalso Sheff Us record home defeat!)



Attendance: 52,196 (3,204 Sheff U fans---half of them stayed til the bitter end!)👏





*"I WISH IT COULD BE XMAS EVERY DAY!" (A TOON FAN IN A XMAS JUMPER YESTERDAY???) (WE'VE CHOPPED HIZ HEED OFF TO SAVE HIM FROM ANY EMBARRASSMENT!)

SPOT THE BRAZIL FLAG!





FINALLY ! There woz an anti Saudi protest ootside the groond yesterday and one of the six on the far left (that’s reet SIX protesters!) woz wearin wor Saudi away top from last season!—yi couldn’t possibly make it up!!!


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