Posted from '10:00am bells' onwards, on the train back from London, Sunday 25th February 2024 (Expect several sppellin mistayks az a'm deein' this on mee mobile 'telling bone'!)
*JUST LIKE THE BAD OLD DAYS!
*A totally one sided game in favour of the home side who dominated from start to finish az The Toon put in one of wor worst performances of the season!
In fact it woz just like the bad old days before the Saudis arrived and Broken Nose Bruce woz wor manager and The Fat Controller woz in ‘control’!
The goal sequences were az follows:
18th minute: An attempted clearance by Livramento from an Arse corner deflected off Botman and into the Toon goal az 3rd choice keeper Karius flicked the baall oot, but the goal line tecknolegeee said it had crossed the goal line!
1-0 to The Arse
24th minute: Havertz doubled The Arses lead with a shot from inside the box with wor defence at sixes and sevens! It woz aall one sided with us hardly venturing into their half az we ‘attacked’? the far goal!
Somehow we managed to gan in at the break at anly 2-0 doon!
One of the lads (Russ) told me that the lass in front of him in a pink woolly hat asked him which team Newcastle were????
We wore wor normal black n white stripes and she didn’t naa that????
UNBELIEVABLE!
How the hell 'she' and 6 or 7 of hor mates got tickets who were obviously not Toon fans, woz a mystery???—-Until a curious Russ asked one of them the ‘deadly question’! It turned oot that they knew wor Saudi owners!!!!(ie NEE loyalty points needed for them!)
65th minute: A Saka shot iz diverted into wor goal by Schar!
3-0 to The Arse and game ower az 100s of Toon fans streamed towards the exits—-including the ‘Friends of the Saudis’
*69th minute: It woz soon 4-0 from a Kiweo heeder which deflected off Miley and past Karius!
84th minute: Joe Willock who had come on az a sub, replacing Bruno heeded ower the Arse defence to score a consolation goal for The Toon!—This goal woz missed by aboot 1,000 Toon fans who had long departed by this point!???
It should have been a much heavier defeated, az we were totally ootclassed!
3 teams in particular are miles ahead of the rest—-Man City, Livaapool and The Arse!
We have certainly a very lang way to gan to get anywhere near them!
Attendance: 60,298 (3,000 Toons fans—-just 2,000 at the ‘death’!)
*PUB CRAWL PIX! (5 boozers this time)
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