Posted '1:00pm bells' Wedinzday 21st February 2024
'DEVIL'GATE DAN THE FLOWERPOT MAN!
For those of yoo (like me!) who are old enough to remember the 'Bill and Ben the flowerpot men' kids programme from the 1960s, we can tell yoo that NUFC Sportin' Director Dan Ashworth haz been put on 'gardening leave' in the old man's garden! (Az the storyline gans!)
NUFC are demandin' between 10 and 20 million quid from The Red Devils of Manchester to release him from hiz 3 year contract!
Or else he'll be tendin' to the old man's cabbage patch and diggin' the weeds for a very lang time to come!
“HOE! HOE! HOE!”
Much more to follow on aall this in due course!
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