Posted from '10:15am 🔔 bells' onwards, Wedinzday 4th January 2023 on the train back from London
NUFC RECORD BREAKERS! (Brief match report)
For the forst time this season we prevented The Arse from scorin home or away, plus this woz the forst time they didn't win at home!
The Toon recorded wor 13th Premyaa Leegue game in a row unbeaten!--A new record for games in a single season!
And with just one undeserved loss in 21 Leegue and Cup games we remain in 3rd place in the table!
Nick Pope oversaw hiz 6th clean sheet in a row in aall competitions, which iz aalso a club record and NUFC have the meanest defence in the top flight with just 9 goals conceded!
It woz a masterclass and dogged performance az 9 players from both sides were booked by the over zelious ref!
(Includin Lascelles who woz warming up on the touchline!)
Arteta's arsehole antics near the end were embarrassing az he ran up and doon the touchline claimin a penalty deep into stoppage time, but the ref woz having 'none of it' and booked an Arse player for protestin!
We remain 9 points behind The Arse at the top of the tree!
Attendance:60,319 (3,000 happy Toon fans!)
Updated 5:45pm bells Thorzday at Woolley Edge truck park M1 south
PS Not had time to update boozer report --az when aa got back from London at 1pm bells aa had to change into mee work gear and drive mee truck to Redditch at 2bells
Will dee it when aa get time!
Updated Sunday 8th January
LONDON PUB CRAWL: 7 BOOZERS VISITED
Runnin total for the season so far: 91