Posted 'high noon bells' Wedinzday 18th May 2022
"STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!"
At last, Alan Shearer's statue haz been moved from the old demolished toilet block on Barrack Road onto NUFC land!
Oot of spite, wor previous odious owner 'The Fat Controller' refused to have the statue on club land az he'd fell oot with wor record goalscorer!
He'd aalso changed the name of 'Shearer's Bar' underneath 'The Gallowgate End' to 'NINE' to get hiz own back on Shearer, who had criticized him!
Wor new owners have listened to the fans and changed the bar name back to 'Shearer's----and yesterday moved the statue to the stairway to The Gallowgate End', opposite the Bobby Robson statue!---- (The stairway to heaven!)