Posted '12:52pm bells'🔔 Sunday 6th Joon 2021
'GEORDIE TIMES EXCLUUUSIVE!'
The NASA mission to the planet Mars haz seen some sensational pictures that have been sent back to Earth from the Perseverance Rover's onboard camera, to prove once and for aall, that there iz indeed 'LIFE ON MARS'!
Not anly that, but this amazing picture of a Martian taken by the Rover, proves this theory!
Az yoo can see, the Martian iz dressed in a Toon top AND can unbelievably can speak broken English and fluent Geordie az well!!!! The forst spoken words from the Martian were: "Take me to your leader!---Whey aye maan!"
The sensational news haz rocked the world from Antarctica to Australia and world leaders were quick to add their comments:
Boris Johnson: "We are staggered to hear and see this with our own eyes!"
Jimmy Nail: "The fact he iz a Toon fan az well, iz unbelievable!---and where did he get the Toon top from?"
*PS honest it's true!---It's in The 🌞!