This website iz dedecated to the Newcastle United groundhoppers
who follow the fortunes of the
team aroond the world
The ground totals include
competitive and friendly forst team, resorve team, junior team and Newcastle United X1 games that 'the mad-sad groundhopper' has attended, aall for Newcastle United games
only, in the last six decades***
(the mad-sad groundhopper!)***last count 340
This iz the unbeleeevable moment a stupid sund'lind fan dives into the fountain in Trafalgar Square in London before the mackems lost 2-1 to Charlton in the Leegue 1 play off final!
Az everybody can clearly see the fountain iz anly a few inches deep---he cracks hiz heed open and wonders why he's got blood runnin' from hiz 'half a sheeps brain'! Now yi naa just why we call them 'the SMBs'-- Sad Mackem B******s!'