|"GOAL!"---OH NO IT IZNT! (GAYLE WAZ OFFSIDE!)|
"ROUGH SEAS AHEED!"
Anybody who thought that it would be 'plain sailin' in wor quest for automatic promotion back to the Premyaa Leegue had better 'fink again'!
A game we should have easily won against a team in the relegation places, waz lost with a stupid tackle by Colback on the edge of the Rovaaz box late on---which the home side tucked away past the 'waall'? and Karl Darlow, into wor goal!
|THE TOON (in black and gold) KICK OFF|
A bar strike in the forst half (by Diame), numerous shots (many off target!) and TWO disallowed goals for us (1 offside, 1 'alleged handbaall'--Gayle and Clark)) in the 2nd period, summed up wor day az the near 7,000 travellin' fans suffered a new years hangower!---(for the 2nd time in 2 days!)
|View from row 6 top tier Darwin End|
The reality iz that we MUST strengthen wor squad in the transfor window or else we can say "goodbye" to promotion back to the big time---especially az AALL wor main rivals won to leapfrog and close the gap on us--with games in hand!
Perez haz lost the will---Colback iznt good enough (wot WAZ he thinkin' with that ridiculous tackle?) and Hayden iz like 'a bridge over troubled waters' (Haydon Bridge iz a village that straddles the River South Tyne in rural Northumberland---GET IT?)
NOT such a happy new year after aall!
Toon team: Darlow, Anita (Murphy 87), Lascelles, Clark, Dummett, Richie, Hayden, Colback (Perez 76), Gouffran (Atsu 85), Diame, Gayle
Attendance: 18, 524 (6,943 Toon fans) This waz Rovaaz biggest crowd of the season by nearly 6,000
|"WE WOZ THERE!"|
*The pre match 'liquid lubrications' took place here!
|THE BLACKBORN FANS LOOK ON AZ |
TOON FAN 'ADAM (without) AUNT' <(he NEVA brings hiz aunty!)
TRIES TO SLEEP OFF HIZ NEW YEAR HANGOWER!
(There waz anothaa 'hangower' to come at '3 bells'!)
"drink! drink! wherever yoo may be!"