|£55 FOR THIS VIEW @ STAMFORD BRIDGE!|
Tickets for wor leegue game at Wotfad on Saturday are £25 for adults, az are tickets for wor forthcomin' visit to Everton orly next month!
However!---az per usual the tickets for wor visit to Chelski on the 13th of next month are a whoppin' £55!---(az waz the price last season!)
That's £30 difference for a cr*p view from the corner bit of 'The Shed'
and with the train fare nearly £70 for 'pleb class' (and that's with a railcard where yoo get 33% off!) it's gannin to be an expensive day oot in "west Landan" for sure!
(PS: The train fare to Wotfad this Saturday iz 'just'? £56 and we are comin' back forst class!) <("get the cucumber sarnies oot!")