|"WHY DOES IT ALWAYS RAIN ON ME!?"
At a fans 'get together' yesterday, Derby Coonty manager 'let it slip' that he had 'torned doon the NUFC job in January after Pardew had 'jumped ship' for Palace!
The former Ing-er-land manager had orlier denied he had been offered the job in December and January!
Rumour haz it that 'The Fat Controller' offered him a substantial package deal which included a 'zero hours minimum wage contract', a jar of 'Brylcreem' >>>
and a brand new multi coloured 'golf brolly' to replace the one he lost when he famously stood on the Wembley touchline clutchin' it above hiz heed, durin' an Ing-er-land defeat against Croatia, az the rain p*ssed doon'!
"I've been ridiculed enough about the brolly!---I don't want to go through all that again, so I turned them down!", he said later!