This mornin' we are off to 'The Arse' on the 7:20 from 'The Central' to King's Cross to see us play against 'Arsene's' 'Arseh*les' @ 'The Emirites'!
Seriously!---'Arsene' iz a decent kind of guy and actually LIKES playin' @ St James' Park, which in the past he's said iz a great place to play!
The kick off iz @ '5:30 bells' and we've hord that wor train yem @ '9 bells' iz completeleee DRY!
(Special thanx to 'British Transport Police' for this NON festive jesture towards us!) < "and a happy new year to yoo az well!" ("NOT!")
Neva mind!---it's just one of the many hazards of bein' a Toon fan!
Actually, 'The Emirates' (in my opinion!) iz the BEST groond in 'the premya' and with it bein' the closest groond to King's Cross, it makes it the most desirable in 'the smoke' to visit!
At least most of the home fans are actually 'true Londoners', unlike Man U's who are of the plastic 'Cockney' variety, who we saw on Boxin' Day in Salford!
We'll be in 'The Big Red' on Holloway Road if anybody fancies joinin' us for a few 'tonsil ticklers' this afternoon before the match!
We look forward to the visit and who naaz?---"The wee club from the north east!", might actually 'sneak' a result!?
Match report to follow sometime tomorrow!